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There Was This Couple That Had Been Married For 20 Years Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device … a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. “You impotent bastard,” She screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy … you explain the kids.” | |
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LMAO! First! “The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.” | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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omg! 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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[img:$uid]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/delivertheword/gifs/Muttley_ani_zps4f692aa3.gif[/img:$uid] Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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