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Childrens teletext jokes... especially 4 u... well me really They are kinda kak but i love em so 
What do you call a quick duck? A quick quack What do you call a vampire who lives in the kitchen? Spatchula Who are the most suspicious in the kitchen? mince spies Why was the archaeologist so upset? his job was in ruins 
Why was the butcher worried? his job was at steak Why did the doll blush because she saw the teddy bear What do cannibals do at weddings? toast the bride and groom What did one star say to the other? pleased to meteor
What do you call a cow eating grass a lawn mooer Why did the boxer leave the party early? every1 beat him 2 the punch
My personal fave! What do you give a cannibal whose late to dinner? The cold shoulder [This message was edited Wed Mar 26 15:27:01 PST 2003 by JaneyPoos] JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Why did the doll blush because she saw the teddy bear
awww...
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very cuuute... "Goodness will guide us when love is inside of us... The Force will be with you, always" | |
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klaatu said: very cuuute...
Thanks you aint 2 bad yourself  JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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| Janey Those r classics here I have some too
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony ! Why did the child study in the aeroplane ? He wanted a higher education ! Why was the broom late ? It over swept ! Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet ! What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy ! What runs but never walks ? Water ! How do you make milk shake ? Give it a good scare ! Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ? A jelly copter ! Waiter, this soup tastes funny ? Then why aren't you laughing ! Why did the clock get sick ? It was run down ! [This message was edited Thu Mar 27 14:55:20 PST 2003 by DigitalLisa] | |
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that is almost too superb I especially love the soup and the clock one JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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