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PrintableMy dick is so big... it snubbed the Oscars.  | |
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my dick is so big, if i didn't sleep on my side... planes would crash into it at night | |
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my dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick | |
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my dick is so big... it won't return spielberg's calls
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LMAO! 
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My dick may not be big, but I got me some BALLS!!!  | |
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if you want to contact my dick... leave a message... my dick's people will call your people... and maybe you can do lunch | |
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my dick is so big... it was once overthrown by a military coup... it is now called the democratic republic of my dick. | |
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2the9s said: LMAO!
Blissword "Climb in my fur." | |
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MrBliss said: my dick is so big... it was once overthrown by a military coup... it is now called the democratic republic of my dick.
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SuperC said: Quick, pricks, yall make me sick. The tip of my dick can crack a brick :LOL:
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 thankfully theres not pics of said dicks on this thread | |
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Christopher said: thankfully theres not pics of said dicks on this threadDon't given em any ideas | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Christopher said: thankfully theres not pics of said dicks on this threadDon't given em any ideas  ... its ok i kinda wanna see the life size pics | |
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Christopher said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Christopher said: thankfully theres not pics of said dicks on this threadDon't given em any ideas ... its ok i kinda wanna see the life size picsOk send all pics directly to chriswantstoseepenis@yahoo.com | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: haha, so yes send all mail there | |
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Christopher said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: haha, so yes send all mail there | |
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All right, boys. Please position your microscopes and tweezers so that you can carefully return your members to their homes in your itty bitty undies.
(You've all seen Tank Girl, right?  )
I have this image of all of the org guys masturbating with little padded tweezers. . .anyway. What I want to know is, how would we do the girl equivilent to this thread? Like, what would the measurement standard be. . .circle one: watermelon/cucumber/banana/asparagus/other. . .? | |
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| @ this thread ~! | |
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7.5". Im no John Holmes but I'm not complaining. | |
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teller said: Ok I have to go to bed now, and it will take at least an hour to reel this fucking thing in, so g'night all!
 Lol! Nice one! | |
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tackam said: All right, boys. Please position your microscopes and tweezers so that you can carefully return your members to their homes in your itty bitty undies.
(You've all seen Tank Girl, right? )
I have this image of all of the org guys masturbating with little padded tweezers. . .anyway. I didn't think anyone saw tank girl. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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