New topic
Printable| Author | Message |
Three Very Conservative Men Were Sitting In A Bar Discussing Their Daughters The first man said: "I am so disappointed in my little girl. I was going through her room the other day, and found a bottle of Vodka. I did not know she drank"
The second man continued: "I know how you feel. I was going through my princess' room and found a pack of cigarettes. I had no idea that she smoked."
The third man looked at his friends longingly: "you two are very lucky.
I found a condom in my daughter's room. I had no idea that she had a penis." | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| Moderator
|
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
moderator
Look, I don't know why you have to be so defensive. They are from Colorado; there are an inordinate amount of mass shootings in Colorado. It just seems like they would say something---they've tackled racism and murder and suicide. Why not this? | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| Moderator
|
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
LOL! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
[Snip - luv4u] | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Whatever the poster above me said, true believers usually aren't the ones with the greatest sense of humour.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
NorthC said: Whatever the poster above me said, true believers usually aren't the ones with the greatest sense of humour.
[Discussion of religion belongs in P&R. Create a thread there, thanks - luv4u] Do not post racist or 'hateful' material. This means no racist/homophobic comments, period. Discussions of racism itself in the proper forum are OK. Making hateful comments, directed at a person or group, may get your account immediately suspended. We are extremely serious about this. prince.org is not a place for racial bigotry or hateful speech. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
"WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NAH???" damn... religion is a sickness that has claimed many a able bodied mind... at least with drugs there's rehab and treatment... but like most addictions, the dopefeind is the last to admit it...
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
yeah, how is this related to the daughter with a penis?? | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
maybe it was the "conservative" dig.... you know bible thumpers don't appreciate havin how they think broadcast without them havin they spin on it....
they tryin to get this kicked to P&R funkpill finally gettin one in P&R... IMAGINE THAT!!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Yo!!! i found jeezis.... and he say "what should i do?" i say "LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN... see that purplejedi?"
so the next time you get that "special touch"from jeezis, you'll recognize my influence...
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
the love of Christ hurts
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
[Bait snip - luv4u] | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Very Conservative Men is the key to get the joke
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
[Bait snip - luv4u] [Bait snip - luv4u] [Bait snip - luv4u] and [Bait snip - luv4u] [Bait snip - luv4u] [Bait snip - luv4u] [Bait snip - luv4u] [Bait snip - luv4u] [Bait snip - luv4u] i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| Moderator
|
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |