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Thread started 12/08/15 8:36am

KingBAD

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I WON'T DO IT, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!! BUT...

here's a thing i bet you never thunk....

before i do my day with Little Boy in emoticons.

let me take this moment to be transparent about somethin...

regardless to what you may think of me.

even before the law i wouldn't smoke in a car with a baby/todler/

single digit aged child in the car...

i don't smoke with my puppy in the car....

NOW THE STORY IN EMOTICONS...

love hug love boogie giggle giggle giggle doody bitchfight doody bitchfight giggle beatdeadhorse hug hug dancing jig stickpoke shake shake shake shake shake wall wall clapping deal beg beg beg no no no! no no no! no no no! no no no! no no no! omg hmm hrmph omg hmm hrmph omg hmm hrmph boxed evilking beg zzz paw beg beg beg zzz paw grandpa wall clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping zzz

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 12/08/15 8:45am

XxAxX

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touched biggrin and it's good for you too

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Reply #2 posted 12/08/15 11:37am

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

touched biggrin and it's good for you too

yeah... already cut smokin by at least 5%

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Reply #3 posted 12/08/15 3:45pm

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I fully support you spending 100% of your time in your car, with your puppy. Could be the best way to quit smoking that was ever invented!

In fact if it works, you and I can go partners on it and market it to the world. We could solve the smoking problem AND the problem of too many puppies at once.

I see a Nobel Prize or three in our futures! highfive

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Reply #4 posted 12/08/15 11:17pm

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Reply #5 posted 12/09/15 6:45am

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Cool-!

...and thanks for saving the best one for last...

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Reply #6 posted 12/09/15 7:02am

KingBAD

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RodeoSchro said:

I fully support you spending 100% of your time in your car, with your puppy. Could be the best way to quit smoking that was ever invented!

In fact if it works, you and I can go partners on it and market it to the world. We could solve the smoking problem AND the problem of too many puppies at once.

I see a Nobel Prize or three in our futures! highfive

I WOULD LOVE THIS BUSINESS VENTURE!!!

all i need from you is $60.000 to get this off the ground

with world wide coverage... imagine the billions we'll have

this time next year... THEN WE CAN GO PUBLIC LIKE FACEBOOK DID!!!!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

OR, and i'm just spitballin here, you can start smokin and in six months

WE can show folks how that works...

huh, huh, huuuuuuuuuuuuuh????

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #7 posted 12/09/15 7:08am

KingBAD

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y'all all have been quite nice about all this

i'm all bubbly with the love....

do you know i haven't had over four hours

of uninterupted sleep in days???

i LOVE Little Boy

i MISS my sleep

i got at least two more months before i can

take his ass outside... then i can wear him out

and he'll stay sleep (I HOPE)

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #8 posted 12/09/15 10:52am

RodeoSchro

KingBAD said:

RodeoSchro said:

I fully support you spending 100% of your time in your car, with your puppy. Could be the best way to quit smoking that was ever invented!

In fact if it works, you and I can go partners on it and market it to the world. We could solve the smoking problem AND the problem of too many puppies at once.

I see a Nobel Prize or three in our futures! highfive

I WOULD LOVE THIS BUSINESS VENTURE!!!

all i need from you is $60.000 to get this off the ground

with world wide coverage... imagine the billions we'll have

this time next year... THEN WE CAN GO PUBLIC LIKE FACEBOOK DID!!!!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

OR, and i'm just spitballin here, you can start smokin and in six months

WE can show folks how that works...

huh, huh, huuuuuuuuuuuuuh????

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol



I have a 57-year-long streak going of having never taken a puff off a cigarette or anything else. Since I'm trying to set a new world record in that category, I can't take up smoking.

As to the $60K, let me talk with this Nigerian prince who's been emailing me. I think he could easily come up with the funds, if you don't mind a third partner.

Let's do it!

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[Edited 12/9/15 14:16pm]

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Reply #9 posted 12/09/15 3:02pm

KingBAD

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RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

I WOULD LOVE THIS BUSINESS VENTURE!!!

all i need from you is $60.000 to get this off the ground

with world wide coverage... imagine the billions we'll have

this time next year... THEN WE CAN GO PUBLIC LIKE FACEBOOK DID!!!!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

OR, and i'm just spitballin here, you can start smokin and in six months

WE can show folks how that works...

huh, huh, huuuuuuuuuuuuuh????

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol



I have a 57-year-long streak going of having never taken a puff off a cigarette or anything else. Since I'm trying to set a new world record in that category, I can't take up smoking.

As to the $60K, let me talk with this Nigerian prince who's been emailing me. I think he could easily come up with the funds, if you don't mind a third partner.

Let's do it!

.

[Edited 12/9/15 14:16pm]

no no no.... listen...

he sheisty.... i know him we...

send my 10% as a good faith measure

and you routin number for you checkin

and the number of the last check you wrote

we'll get the money from him with NO STRINGS ATTATCHED!!!

as for the cigs the oldest livin nonsmoker is already 135 years old

and his grandfather had the record before him... don't waste

yo life.... they have a family thing goin on and several

family members involved in ginness record keepin...

just a heads up

lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #10 posted 12/09/15 4:52pm

RodeoSchro

KingBAD said:

RodeoSchro said:



I have a 57-year-long streak going of having never taken a puff off a cigarette or anything else. Since I'm trying to set a new world record in that category, I can't take up smoking.

As to the $60K, let me talk with this Nigerian prince who's been emailing me. I think he could easily come up with the funds, if you don't mind a third partner.

Let's do it!

.

[Edited 12/9/15 14:16pm]

no no no.... listen...

he sheisty.... i know him we...

send my 10% as a good faith measure

and you routin number for you checkin

and the number of the last check you wrote

we'll get the money from him with NO STRINGS ATTATCHED!!!

as for the cigs the oldest livin nonsmoker is already 135 years old

and his grandfather had the record before him... don't waste

yo life.... they have a family thing goin on and several

family members involved in ginness record keepin...

just a heads up

lol lol lol lol



Yeah, but did he EVER take a puff? If he has, then he has no record. I, on the other hand, have 20,756 straight days of complete tobacco abstention. I'm sure I have a ways to go to catch whoever holds the record. But even if it's that guy, I'm more than 1/3 of the way there!

What is this "check" thing you refer to? Is it anything like my debit card?

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Reply #11 posted 12/10/15 7:38pm

KingBAD

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RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

no no no.... listen...

he sheisty.... i know him we...

send my 10% as a good faith measure

and you routin number for you checkin

and the number of the last check you wrote

we'll get the money from him with NO STRINGS ATTATCHED!!!

as for the cigs the oldest livin nonsmoker is already 135 years old

and his grandfather had the record before him... don't waste

yo life.... they have a family thing goin on and several

family members involved in ginness record keepin...

just a heads up

lol lol lol lol



Yeah, but did he EVER take a puff? If he has, then he has no record. I, on the other hand, have 20,756 straight days of complete tobacco abstention. I'm sure I have a ways to go to catch whoever holds the record. But even if it's that guy, I'm more than 1/3 of the way there!

What is this "check" thing you refer to? Is it anything like my debit card?

its the thing the debet card is connected to....

lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #12 posted 12/11/15 3:40am

XxAxX

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King, how is your little bird reacting to his new buddy?

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Reply #13 posted 12/11/15 3:59am

JDInteractive

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Sounds like you had quite the day. smile

There's Joy In Expatriation.
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Reply #14 posted 12/11/15 6:52am

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XxAxX said:

King, how is your little bird reacting to his new buddy?

it almost got ugly...

i brought Honey out to meet the lil thing

and there was a bit of a tiff. Honey yelled

and Little boy tried to ship him, so, needless

to say "i gotta keep em separated"

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #15 posted 12/11/15 5:27pm

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dogs generally regard birds as chewy toys. it's probably best not to let honey fly around out of his cage when LB is hanging with you.

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Reply #16 posted 12/11/15 9:52pm

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XxAxX said:

dogs generally regard birds as chewy toys. it's probably best not to let honey fly around out of his cage when LB is hanging with you.

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PETroglyphs ~ New Mexico's Resource Publication for Animal Lovers

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lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #17 posted 12/12/15 11:25pm

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KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

dogs generally regard birds as chewy toys. it's probably best not to let honey fly around out of his cage when LB is hanging with you.

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PETroglyphs ~ New Mexico's Resource Publication for Animal Lovers

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lol lol lol lol lol

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i saw the cutest bunny rabbit at the pet store, thought about adopting him. first i have to ask my birds what they'd think of having a fourfooted roommate. second, i have to bunny-proof the condo. third, i'd have to take bunny lessons because i don't know much about them aside from they're playful and chew everything

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Reply #18 posted 12/13/15 10:00am

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

lol lol lol lol lol

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i saw the cutest bunny rabbit at the pet store, thought about adopting him. first i have to ask my birds what they'd think of having a fourfooted roommate. second, i have to bunny-proof the condo. third, i'd have to take bunny lessons because i don't know much about them aside from they're playful and chew everything

FRENCH LOP!!!

they are as smart as anything

playful and actually listen to you...

(maybe all rabbits are like that. i don't think so)

they are fluffy and have floppy ears...

PERSONALITY!!!!

that's the word i'm lookin for.

they have personality and will 'go'

in a box like a cat would...

i am KING BAD!!!
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