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Thread started 12/04/15 12:44am

funkpill

Three Very Conservative Men Were Sitting In A Bar Discussing Their Daughters

The first man said: "I am so disappointed in my little girl.

I was going through her room the other day, and found a bottle of Vodka.

I did not know she drank"

The second man continued: "I know how you feel.

I was going through my princess' room and found a pack of cigarettes.

I had no idea that she smoked."

The third man looked at his friends longingly: "you two are very lucky.

I found a condom in my daughter's room.

I had no idea that she had a penis." confused

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Reply #1 posted 12/04/15 3:43am

NorthC

lol
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Reply #2 posted 12/04/15 3:55am

XxAxX

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spit lol

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Reply #3 posted 12/04/15 6:57am

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razz lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #4 posted 12/04/15 8:07am

KingBAD

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lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #5 posted 12/04/15 8:55am

RodeoSchro

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Never heard that one! highfive

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Reply #6 posted 12/04/15 9:41am

PurpleJedi

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Reply #7 posted 12/04/15 11:06am

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Reply #8 posted 12/04/15 2:48pm

luv4u

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lol

canada

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Reply #9 posted 12/04/15 3:03pm

TRUECRISTIAN

luv4u said:

lol

Look, I don't know why you have to be so defensive. They are from Colorado; there are an inordinate amount of mass shootings in Colorado. It just seems like they would say something---they've tackled racism and murder and suicide. Why not this?

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Reply #10 posted 12/04/15 5:41pm

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Reply #11 posted 12/04/15 9:01pm

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TRUECRISTIAN said:

luv4u said:

lol

Look, I don't know why you have to be so defensive. They are from Colorado; there are an inordinate amount of mass shootings in Colorado. It just seems like they would say something---they've tackled racism and murder and suicide. Why not this?


Wot in thee hell are you going on about. This is a joke thread. chill pill

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Reply #12 posted 12/05/15 10:31am

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LOL!

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Reply #13 posted 12/05/15 11:59am

TRUECRISTIAN

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Reply #14 posted 12/05/15 2:51pm

NorthC

Whatever the poster above me said, true believers usually aren't the ones with the greatest sense of humour. confused
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Reply #15 posted 12/06/15 9:21am

TRUECRISTIAN

NorthC said:

Whatever the poster above me said, true believers usually aren't the ones with the greatest sense of humour. confused


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Reply #16 posted 12/07/15 3:07pm

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"WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NAH???"

damn...

religion is a sickness that has claimed many a able bodied mind...

at least with drugs there's rehab and treatment...

but like most addictions, the dopefeind is the last to admit it...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #17 posted 12/07/15 6:47pm

HuMpThAnG

KingBAD said:

"WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NAH???"

damn...

religion is a sickness that has claimed many a able bodied mind...

at least with drugs there's rehab and treatment...

but like most addictions, the dopefeind is the last to admit it...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

yeah, how is this related to the daughter with a penis?? lol

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Reply #18 posted 12/08/15 8:13am

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HuMpThAnG said:

KingBAD said:

"WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NAH???"

damn...

religion is a sickness that has claimed many a able bodied mind...

at least with drugs there's rehab and treatment...

but like most addictions, the dopefeind is the last to admit it...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

yeah, how is this related to the daughter with a penis?? lol

maybe it was the "conservative" dig....

you know bible thumpers don't appreciate

havin how they think broadcast without them havin

they spin on it....

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

they tryin to get this kicked to P&R

funkpill finally gettin one in P&R...

IMAGINE THAT!!!!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #19 posted 12/08/15 11:12am

HuMpThAnG

KingBAD said:

HuMpThAnG said:

yeah, how is this related to the daughter with a penis?? lol

maybe it was the "conservative" dig....

you know bible thumpers don't appreciate

havin how they think broadcast without them havin

they spin on it....

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

they tryin to get this kicked to P&R

funkpill finally gettin one in P&R...

IMAGINE THAT!!!!

lol

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Reply #20 posted 12/09/15 6:32am

PurpleJedi

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KingBAD said:

"WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NAH???"

damn...

religion is a sickness that has claimed many a able bodied mind...

at least with drugs there's rehab and treatment...

but like most addictions, the dopefeind is the last to admit it...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


You need Jesus in your life.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #21 posted 12/09/15 6:56am

KingBAD

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PurpleJedi said:

KingBAD said:

"WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NAH???"

damn...

religion is a sickness that has claimed many a able bodied mind...

at least with drugs there's rehab and treatment...

but like most addictions, the dopefeind is the last to admit it...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


You need Jesus in your life.

Yo!!!

i found jeezis....

and he say "what should i do?"

i say "LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN... see that purplejedi?"

brickevilking

so the next time you get that "special touch"from jeezis,

you'll recognize my influence...

lol lol lol lol lol biggrin

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #22 posted 12/09/15 9:25am

PurpleJedi

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KingBAD said:

PurpleJedi said:


You need Jesus in your life.

Yo!!!

i found jeezis....

and he say "what should i do?"

i say "LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN... see that purplejedi?"

brickevilking

so the next time you get that "special touch"from jeezis,

you'll recognize my influence...

lol lol lol lol lol biggrin


dead the love of Christ hurts

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #23 posted 12/09/15 2:54pm

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PurpleJedi said:

KingBAD said:

Yo!!!

i found jeezis....

and he say "what should i do?"

i say "LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN... see that purplejedi?"

brickevilking

so the next time you get that "special touch"from jeezis,

you'll recognize my influence...

lol lol lol lol lol biggrin


dead the love of Christ hurts

lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #24 posted 12/09/15 5:24pm

214

biggrin biggrin great joke,thanks for make me laugh wink

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Reply #25 posted 12/09/15 5:27pm

TRUECRISTIAN

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Reply #26 posted 12/09/15 5:27pm

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Very Conservative Men is the key to get the joke

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Reply #27 posted 12/10/15 7:36pm

KingBAD

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[Bait snip - luv4u]

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and

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lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #28 posted 12/10/15 9:13pm

luv4u

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KingBAD said:

[Bait snip - luv4u]

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and

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lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol


eek eek faint omg falloff

canada

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REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #29 posted 12/11/15 6:46am

KingBAD

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luv4u said:

KingBAD said:

[Bait snip - luv4u]

[Bait snip - luv4u]

[Bait snip - luv4u]

and

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lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol


eek eek faint omg falloff

lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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