Euphemisms for being stupid

A beer short of a six pack
A brick short of a load
A couple of eggs shy of a dozen
A couple of gallons short of a full tank
A few ants short of a picnic
A few beers short of a six-pack
A few cards short of a deck.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few of sheep short of an orgy .
A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner.
A pepperoni short of a pizza.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As brilliant as dark.
As much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle
As useful as a wooden frying pan.
As useful as tits on a bull.
Doesn’t have both oars in the water.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Dumb as a stump.
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Dumber than a bag of rocks
Elevator don't quiet make the top floor
Fell out of the family tree
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Golf bag doesn’t have a full set of irons
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching
Has delusions of adequacy.
Has two brains, one's lost and the other is out looking for it
Having an intelligence rivaled only by garden tools.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
He’s got a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
His car has left the highway.
His cheese has slipped off his cracker.
His porch light isn’t on.
I say, that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice
If he was wearing clue musk, doing the clue mating dance, in a field full of horny clues, he still wouldn't get a clue.
If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change
Its hard to believe that he beat out half a billion other sperm
Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp
Needing a few screws tightened.
Not firing with all spark plugs.
Not the sharpest tack in the box.
One neuron short of a synapse
Room temperature IQ
Running about a quart low
Sets the lowest possible goals, and consistently fails to achieve them.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled

The lights are on, but nobody is home.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window
Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby

Would be out of her depth in a mud puddle.
You can't call him an idiot, you'll insult all the idiots in the world.

A post short of a good thread

No 33."You're a dumb mutherfucker"

June7 said:

A couple of tacos short of a combination plate.

four crayons short of an 8-pack

hey how 'bout this one?:

one paper shredder short of an audit?

anyone?..anyone?...

"Elevator don't quiet make the top floor"

The person who originially compiled this list shouldn't be calling anyone stupid.

applekisses said:

rdhull said:

serrriiiously

applekisses said:

Nobody called anyone stupid, it's a joke proofreader. Thanks
[This message was edited Wed Mar 26 9:27:02 PST 2003 by Slave2daGroove]
[This message was edited Wed Mar 26 9:30:05 PST 2003 by Slave2daGroove]

Slave2daGroove said:

awww... I know...I just can't help but point out the faults of the self-righteous (not calling you that, but the person who originally put this list together must have a bit of that at least) that's all.