Thread started 11/20/15 8:27pmKingBAD 
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Funny How Things Happen... Ain't it? i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 11/21/15 3:29am
NinaB 
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"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15 |
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Reply #2 posted 11/21/15 3:31am
NinaB
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"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15 |
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Reply #3 posted 11/21/15 6:32am
KoolEaze 
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" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" |
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Reply #4 posted 11/21/15 12:16pm
Reply #5 posted 11/21/15 6:25pm
HatrinaHaterwi
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. |
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Reply #6 posted 11/21/15 6:49pm
KingBAD
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i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #7 posted 11/21/15 7:24pm
Reply #8 posted 11/21/15 9:58pm
KingBAD
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i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #9 posted 11/21/15 10:29pm
PurpleJedi 
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #10 posted 11/23/15 8:22am
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Three men died at the same time and appeared at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "We're backed up and I can only let one of you in right now. The other two will have to wait a little bit. I'll let in whichever of you has the most interesting story of how you died".
The first guy said, "I was sure my wife was cheating on me. So I came home to our 14th-story condo unexpectedly in the middle of the day, hoping to catch them in the act.
"I burst through the door but all I found was my wife. Wait! There on the balcony! Someone was hanging from the floor!
"I stomped on his fingers but he wouldn't let go. So I got my hammer and mashed on his fingers until he dropped to the ground. But he landed on some bushes and was still alive. In my rage, I pushed our refrigerator over the rail and it landed on him and killed him. But the stress gave me a heart attack and here I am".
"That's amazing," said St. Peter as he turned to the second guy.
The second guy said, "I lived on the 15th floor and was doing my exercises on my balcony. I lost my balance and fell over the rail, but was able to catch hold of the 14th floor's balcony. Just then, a man came. I thought he would help pull me up but instead he stomped on my fingers. I wouldn't let go and then he got a hammer and smashed my fingers.
"I fell but landed in some bushes! Just as I was thanking God, I looked up and saw a refrigerator coming right at me. It landed on me, and here I am".
"Incredible!" said St. Peter. "Now," he said to the third guy, "How about you?"
"Picture this," says the third guy. "I'm hiding in a refrigerator..." |
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Reply #11 posted 11/23/15 9:43am
KingBAD
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RodeoSchro said:
Three men died at the same time and appeared at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "We're backed up and I can only let one of you in right now. The other two will have to wait a little bit. I'll let in whichever of you has the most interesting story of how you died".
The first guy said, "I was sure my wife was cheating on me. So I came home to our 14th-story condo unexpectedly in the middle of the day, hoping to catch them in the act.
"I burst through the door but all I found was my wife. Wait! There on the balcony! Someone was hanging from the floor!
"I stomped on his fingers but he wouldn't let go. So I got my hammer and mashed on his fingers until he dropped to the ground. But he landed on some bushes and was still alive. In my rage, I pushed our refrigerator over the rail and it landed on him and killed him. But the stress gave me a heart attack and here I am".
"That's amazing," said St. Peter as he turned to the second guy.
The second guy said, "I lived on the 15th floor and was doing my exercises on my balcony. I lost my balance and fell over the rail, but was able to catch hold of the 14th floor's balcony. Just then, a man came. I thought he would help pull me up but instead he stomped on my fingers. I wouldn't let go and then he got a hammer and smashed my fingers.
"I fell but landed in some bushes! Just as I was thanking God, I looked up and saw a refrigerator coming right at me. It landed on me, and here I am".
"Incredible!" said St. Peter. "Now," he said to the third guy, "How about you?"
"Picture this," says the third guy. "I'm hiding in a refrigerator..."
YOU THE MUFUKKKIN MAN RODEO!!!! i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #12 posted 11/23/15 9:48am
KingBAD
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RodeoSchro said:
Three men died at the same time and appeared at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "We're backed up and I can only let one of you in right now. The other two will have to wait a little bit. I'll let in whichever of you has the most interesting story of how you died".
The first guy said, "I was sure my wife was cheating on me. So I came home to our 14th-story condo unexpectedly in the middle of the day, hoping to catch them in the act.
"I burst through the door but all I found was my wife. Wait! There on the balcony! Someone was hanging from the floor!
"I stomped on his fingers but he wouldn't let go. So I got my hammer and mashed on his fingers until he dropped to the ground. But he landed on some bushes and was still alive. In my rage, I pushed our refrigerator over the rail and it landed on him and killed him. But the stress gave me a heart attack and here I am".
"That's amazing," said St. Peter as he turned to the second guy.
The second guy said, "I lived on the 15th floor and was doing my exercises on my balcony. I lost my balance and fell over the rail, but was able to catch hold of the 14th floor's balcony. Just then, a man came. I thought he would help pull me up but instead he stomped on my fingers. I wouldn't let go and then he got a hammer and smashed my fingers.
"I fell but landed in some bushes! Just as I was thanking God, I looked up and saw a refrigerator coming right at me. It landed on me, and here I am".
"Incredible!" said St. Peter. "Now," he said to the third guy, "How about you?"
"Picture this," says the third guy. "I'm hiding in a refrigerator..."
there had to be one more...
he was the innocent bystander on his lunch break....
he watched the whole thing happen and died laffin...
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #13 posted 11/23/15 10:59am
Reply #14 posted 11/24/15 6:21am
PurpleJedi
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RodeoSchro said:
Three men died at the same time and appeared at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "We're backed up and I can only let one of you in right now. The other two will have to wait a little bit. I'll let in whichever of you has the most interesting story of how you died".
The first guy said, "I was sure my wife was cheating on me. So I came home to our 14th-story condo unexpectedly in the middle of the day, hoping to catch them in the act.
"I burst through the door but all I found was my wife. Wait! There on the balcony! Someone was hanging from the floor!
"I stomped on his fingers but he wouldn't let go. So I got my hammer and mashed on his fingers until he dropped to the ground. But he landed on some bushes and was still alive. In my rage, I pushed our refrigerator over the rail and it landed on him and killed him. But the stress gave me a heart attack and here I am".
"That's amazing," said St. Peter as he turned to the second guy.
The second guy said, "I lived on the 15th floor and was doing my exercises on my balcony. I lost my balance and fell over the rail, but was able to catch hold of the 14th floor's balcony. Just then, a man came. I thought he would help pull me up but instead he stomped on my fingers. I wouldn't let go and then he got a hammer and smashed my fingers.
"I fell but landed in some bushes! Just as I was thanking God, I looked up and saw a refrigerator coming right at me. It landed on me, and here I am".
"Incredible!" said St. Peter. "Now," he said to the third guy, "How about you?"
"Picture this," says the third guy. "I'm hiding in a refrigerator..."
Love that one!!!
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