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Parents Found An S&M Magazine Under Their Son's Bed The father said, "Well, spanking him is out of the question." | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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lol
yeah it would be weird after that... He came in to work the next day talking about how he GOT LAID!!
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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I caught my oldest son looking at his father's magazines one time. He was around 9 years old, a friend was visiting him. I noticed they'd both gotten very quiet so I went to check on them. When I walked in our bedroom, his friend ran past me and out the house. The mattress on the bed was standing up straight. I walked around and looked at my son, who was holding the magazine and was holding the mattress up straight by leaning his head against it. As he realized I was standing there, he slowly turned his head from looking at the magazine, sideways to looking at me with the mattress still leaning against his head. It was such a hilarious sight that I just broke out laughing. I had his dad talk to him later because I felt I had lost my effectiveness of making any point when I laughed. It was just that slow turn of his head, while he was still holding the mattress in place, and the look on his face when he looked at me...it still makes me laugh all these years later. | |
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I don't know why parents (and grand parents! lol) still hide "dirty" magazines under mattresses. That trick didn't work when I was a kid... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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what the hell is that???????????? | |
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Y'all funny. Sick. But funny. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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