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Thread started 12/19/15 7:58pm

KingBAD

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there are laws, then there are laws... prosecution got rules

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just
roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son.

Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love,
Mom.

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 12/20/15 4:46am

XxAxX

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lol lol lol

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Reply #2 posted 12/20/15 10:34am

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

nice one... huh?

lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #3 posted 12/20/15 2:22pm

OnlyNDaUsa

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like the old joke...

a woman thinks her husband is cheating on her. and that he does so on his hunting trips...

So on one trip the man comes home and she asks how it was ... if he got any ducks...

and he said yeah a few but ate them at the camp.... but then he asks why didn't she pack him any

underwear... and she said she did.. and he says NO you didn't! and she said "oh a packed them in your gun case"

"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!"

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Reply #4 posted 12/20/15 6:17pm

KingBAD

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OnlyNDaUsa said:

like the old joke...

a woman thinks her husband is cheating on her. and that he does so on his hunting trips...

So on one trip the man comes home and she asks how it was ... if he got any ducks...

and he said yeah a few but ate them at the camp.... but then he asks why didn't she pack him any

underwear... and she said she did.. and he says NO you didn't! and she said "oh a packed them in your gun case"

lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #5 posted 12/22/15 6:59am

PurpleJedi

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