here's a thing i bet you never thunk....

before i do my day with Little Boy in emoticons.

let me take this moment to be transparent about somethin...

regardless to what you may think of me.

even before the law i wouldn't smoke in a car with a baby/todler/

single digit aged child in the car...

i don't smoke with my puppy in the car....

NOW THE STORY IN EMOTICONS...

and it's good for you too

XxAxX said:

and it's good for you too

yeah... already cut smokin by at least 5%

I fully support you spending 100% of your time in your car, with your puppy. Could be the best way to quit smoking that was ever invented!

In fact if it works, you and I can go partners on it and market it to the world. We could solve the smoking problem AND the problem of too many puppies at once.

I see a Nobel Prize or three in our futures!

Cool-!

...and thanks for saving the best one for last...

RodeoSchro said:

I fully support you spending 100% of your time in your car, with your puppy. Could be the best way to quit smoking that was ever invented!

In fact if it works, you and I can go partners on it and market it to the world. We could solve the smoking problem AND the problem of too many puppies at once.

I see a Nobel Prize or three in our futures!

I WOULD LOVE THIS BUSINESS VENTURE!!!

all i need from you is $60.000 to get this off the ground

with world wide coverage... imagine the billions we'll have

this time next year... THEN WE CAN GO PUBLIC LIKE FACEBOOK DID!!!!

OR, and i'm just spitballin here, you can start smokin and in six months

WE can show folks how that works...

huh, huh, huuuuuuuuuuuuuh????

y'all all have been quite nice about all this

i'm all bubbly with the love....

do you know i haven't had over four hours

of uninterupted sleep in days???

i LOVE Little Boy

i MISS my sleep

i got at least two more months before i can

take his ass outside... then i can wear him out

and he'll stay sleep (I HOPE)

KingBAD said:

RodeoSchro said:

I fully support you spending 100% of your time in your car, with your puppy. Could be the best way to quit smoking that was ever invented!

In fact if it works, you and I can go partners on it and market it to the world. We could solve the smoking problem AND the problem of too many puppies at once.

I see a Nobel Prize or three in our futures!

I WOULD LOVE THIS BUSINESS VENTURE!!!

all i need from you is $60.000 to get this off the ground

with world wide coverage... imagine the billions we'll have

this time next year... THEN WE CAN GO PUBLIC LIKE FACEBOOK DID!!!!

OR, and i'm just spitballin here, you can start smokin and in six months

WE can show folks how that works...

huh, huh, huuuuuuuuuuuuuh????

I have a 57-year-long streak going of having never taken a puff off a cigarette or anything else. Since I'm trying to set a new world record in that category, I can't take up smoking.

As to the $60K, let me talk with this Nigerian prince who's been emailing me. I think he could easily come up with the funds, if you don't mind a third partner.

Let's do it!

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RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

I WOULD LOVE THIS BUSINESS VENTURE!!!

all i need from you is $60.000 to get this off the ground

with world wide coverage... imagine the billions we'll have

this time next year... THEN WE CAN GO PUBLIC LIKE FACEBOOK DID!!!!

OR, and i'm just spitballin here, you can start smokin and in six months

WE can show folks how that works...

huh, huh, huuuuuuuuuuuuuh????

I have a 57-year-long streak going of having never taken a puff off a cigarette or anything else. Since I'm trying to set a new world record in that category, I can't take up smoking.

As to the $60K, let me talk with this Nigerian prince who's been emailing me. I think he could easily come up with the funds, if you don't mind a third partner.

Let's do it!

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[Edited 12/9/15 14:16pm]

no no no.... listen...

he sheisty.... i know him we...

send my 10% as a good faith measure

and you routin number for you checkin

and the number of the last check you wrote

we'll get the money from him with NO STRINGS ATTATCHED!!!

as for the cigs the oldest livin nonsmoker is already 135 years old

and his grandfather had the record before him... don't waste

yo life.... they have a family thing goin on and several

family members involved in ginness record keepin...

just a heads up

KingBAD said:

RodeoSchro said:

I have a 57-year-long streak going of having never taken a puff off a cigarette or anything else. Since I'm trying to set a new world record in that category, I can't take up smoking.

As to the $60K, let me talk with this Nigerian prince who's been emailing me. I think he could easily come up with the funds, if you don't mind a third partner.

Let's do it!

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[Edited 12/9/15 14:16pm]

no no no.... listen...

he sheisty.... i know him we...

send my 10% as a good faith measure

and you routin number for you checkin

and the number of the last check you wrote

we'll get the money from him with NO STRINGS ATTATCHED!!!

as for the cigs the oldest livin nonsmoker is already 135 years old

and his grandfather had the record before him... don't waste

yo life.... they have a family thing goin on and several

family members involved in ginness record keepin...

just a heads up

Yeah, but did he EVER take a puff? If he has, then he has no record. I, on the other hand, have 20,756 straight days of complete tobacco abstention. I'm sure I have a ways to go to catch whoever holds the record. But even if it's that guy, I'm more than 1/3 of the way there!

What is this "check" thing you refer to? Is it anything like my debit card?

RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

no no no.... listen...

he sheisty.... i know him we...

send my 10% as a good faith measure

and you routin number for you checkin

and the number of the last check you wrote

we'll get the money from him with NO STRINGS ATTATCHED!!!

as for the cigs the oldest livin nonsmoker is already 135 years old

and his grandfather had the record before him... don't waste

yo life.... they have a family thing goin on and several

family members involved in ginness record keepin...

just a heads up

Yeah, but did he EVER take a puff? If he has, then he has no record. I, on the other hand, have 20,756 straight days of complete tobacco abstention. I'm sure I have a ways to go to catch whoever holds the record. But even if it's that guy, I'm more than 1/3 of the way there!

What is this "check" thing you refer to? Is it anything like my debit card?

its the thing the debet card is connected to....

King, how is your little bird reacting to his new buddy?

Sounds like you had quite the day.

XxAxX said:

King, how is your little bird reacting to his new buddy?

it almost got ugly...

i brought Honey out to meet the lil thing

and there was a bit of a tiff. Honey yelled

and Little boy tried to ship him, so, needless

to say "i gotta keep em separated"

dogs generally regard birds as chewy toys. it's probably best not to let honey fly around out of his cage when LB is hanging with you.

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[Edited 12/11/15 17:30pm]

XxAxX said:

dogs generally regard birds as chewy toys. it's probably best not to let honey fly around out of his cage when LB is hanging with you.

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[Edited 12/11/15 17:30pm]

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

dogs generally regard birds as chewy toys. it's probably best not to let honey fly around out of his cage when LB is hanging with you.

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[Edited 12/11/15 17:30pm]

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i saw the cutest bunny rabbit at the pet store, thought about adopting him. first i have to ask my birds what they'd think of having a fourfooted roommate. second, i have to bunny-proof the condo. third, i'd have to take bunny lessons because i don't know much about them aside from they're playful and chew everything

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

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i saw the cutest bunny rabbit at the pet store, thought about adopting him. first i have to ask my birds what they'd think of having a fourfooted roommate. second, i have to bunny-proof the condo. third, i'd have to take bunny lessons because i don't know much about them aside from they're playful and chew everything

FRENCH LOP!!!

they are as smart as anything

playful and actually listen to you...

(maybe all rabbits are like that. i don't think so)

they are fluffy and have floppy ears...

PERSONALITY!!!!

that's the word i'm lookin for.

they have personality and will 'go'

in a box like a cat would...