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I have a great plan that should make me a considerable sum of money!!! I intend to rig a Gremlin up with a rocket engine and jump the Snake River Canyon!
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Let's hope Stanley Applebaum envisions a safe landing! :O Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: Let's hope Stanley Applebaum envisions a safe landing! :O
I see great things for our adventurous hero! Riches and a full-body cast await him at the end of a long journey. Be brave, intrepid explorer... be brave and the world will be yours to hold! | |
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God has spoken, Ice...guess you can jump the canyon with confidence!  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: God has spoken, Ice...guess you can jump the canyon with confidence!
I look forward to it... and with Evel Kneivel assisting with the planning, design and execution phase, I can't miss!!! 
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ChocolateInvasion said: + IceNine =  + +  +  x  ^2 = ChocolateInvasion
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ChocolateInvasion said: + IceNine = RESPONSE NUMBER 2: Silly rabbit, you only wish that you had come up with my brilliant plan... which is, by the way, protected by international copyright. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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What about our steamroller stunt? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: What about our steamroller stunt?
That is still a go too! I will make this Snake River thing look easy! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: What about our steamroller stunt?
That is still a go too! I will make this Snake River thing look easy!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Don't worry, Stanley Applebaum has assured me that I will live through this and that I will make a considerable sum of money! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Muse2noPharaoh said:  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Not to worry, my devoted friend... I will survive, so says Stanley Applebaum and so do I believe! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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If Stanley hath spoken, that's good enough for me.
Bon voyage Ice... see you on the other side.  | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Don't worry, sweetie... nothing can go wrong. I have a fool-proof plan... I strap the rocket to the Gremlin, go fast, jump the canyon and get money. In order: 1. acquire Gremlin 2. acquire rocket 3. strap rocket to Gremlin 4. go to Snake River Canyon 5. go fast 6. jump 7. get money It will WORK!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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1. aquire underpants
2. ? 3. make money. | |
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So um...there's just money at the other end of the canyon? No Nike decals on the gremlin? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: If Stanley hath spoken, that's good enough for me.
Bon voyage Ice... see you on the other side. "Swimming out to open sea like the great wild herring!" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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dude ...
i want royalties ... i pointed u in the direction of showing u the superior aerodynamic qualities of the gremlin ... a pacer just wouldnt work ... altho an old vw bus might fit the bill too ... it might add up to more royalties ... | |
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BorisFishpaw said: 1. aquire underpants
2. ? 3. make money. I don't wear underpants and I am not a gnome... I am a daredevil canyon jumper!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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teller said: So um...there's just money at the other end of the canyon? No Nike decals on the gremlin?
No corporate sponsorship! I have principles!!! *unless the corporation offers over $35* SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Don't worry, sweetie... nothing can go wrong. I have a fool-proof plan... I strap the rocket to the Gremlin, go fast, jump the canyon and get money. In order: 1. acquire Gremlin 2. acquire rocket 3. strap rocket to Gremlin 4. go to Snake River Canyon 5. go fast 6. jump 7. get money It will WORK!!! Don't YOU "sweetie" me as you contemplate jumping a canyon in an inferior car for MONEY  | |
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IceNine said: BorisFishpaw said: 1. aquire underpants
2. ? 3. make money. I don't wear underpants and I am not a gnome... I am a daredevil canyon jumper! Sorry, I fully support you in your magnificent endeavor. (but I advise against not wearing underpants... I recomend 'Depends')  | |
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dagodfather said: dude ...
i want royalties ... i pointed u in the direction of showing u the superior aerodynamic qualities of the gremlin ... a pacer just wouldnt work ... altho an old vw bus might fit the bill too ... it might add up to more royalties ... The Gremlin is the car of the FUTURE! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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and ... your estimates on "CONSIDERABLE SUM OF MONEY " are what!!?? ballpark it for me ICE
also - what are the rockets powered by!!?? | |
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and i truly hope u are gonna ride the vehicle the whole way to a truly magnificant bloody, violent finish ...
and not pull an Evil Knievel and have some weird parachute come out ... | |
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dagodfather said: and ... your estimates on "CONSIDERABLE SUM OF MONEY " are what!!?? ballpark it for me ICE
also - what are the rockets powered by!!?? Well... let me put it to you this way... I'm not doin' this shit for less than $250!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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