how many guys here are doodle whackers? .. i am... in fact, i'm a champion doodle whacker
for those of you who don't know what a doodle whack is...it's when you sneak up on someone, and whack them with your dick... preferably across the forehead... it's easy enough to do as long as the victim is either sitting or laying down... one other important part... as you make contact, you must yell out "DOODLE WHACK!" for added effect... fellas, i guarantee if you start practising this with your partner... it will greatly improve your relationship ... also, it's a great party trick... i once woke a couple up after a heavy party with a double doodle whack ( with just one yell)... i thought it would be a fun way for them to begin their day
so my advice to you guys... a doodle whack a day keeps boredom away... if you start doodle whacking...please let me know how it goes by posting your experience on this thread ... yours' in whacking...bliss

ChocolateInvasion said:

... don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

MrBliss said:

: "DOODLE WACK!"

ChocolateInvasion said:

you missed!

MrBliss said:

"DOODLE WACK!"
[This message was edited Tue Mar 25 3:43:54 PST 2003 by ChocolateInvasion]

in order for me to participate in this sport i would have to borrow someone else's equipment.

hey penis, wanna go a few rounds with me?

women can try this with their vibes or dildo,s

then it's a Vible whack

starbuck said:

no... it has to be a doodle i'm afraid... only a doodle can provide the right shlappin' sound

INSATIABLE said:

i told you you'd feel sick today... shouldn't have had that wine

*whacks MrBliss with self*

Does you doodle need to be erect?

I'm scared I'll knock em out!

bkw said:

no! it needs to be soft.. so it gets that flingin' action happening

MrBliss said:

Jesus...

I wonder if there's a titty whack in effect too... just running up to some poor guy and layin' the smack down with your tata!

MrBliss said:

bkw runs out of his office doodle whacking all the secretarys

INSATIABLE said:

i think that could work! as long as you yell "titty whack!" .. i think you might be onto something

INSATIABLE said:

heyyy, i can do that!!!

smackin mrbliss upside the head with one of my tiddeez... titty whack!!!

bkw said:

i bet they're gigglin'

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

.. but i'm smilin'

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Me too! Let's lay the smack down! (@) (@)

MrBliss said:

only when the police handcuffed me.

the funniest part about all this is that i'm serious... i actually DO doodle whack

bkw said:

.. seriously though dude...you NEED to do this... it's fun!

INSATIABLE said:

titty power!!!

(@)(@)

MrBliss said:

dayum, i did that 2 your eye?