BorisFishpaw said:

I will be proudly wearing Depends brand undergarments during the flight.

*corporate sponsor number 1, Depends*

depends ...


already u are sellin out ...

dagodfather said:

The only thing selling out is DEPENDS brand undergarments at your local store... get them while you can!

*Depends brand undergarments, the choice of champions!*

:LOL:

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

:LOL:

Excellent choice of vehicle, IceNine! That car is built to house a rocket-fueled tank in back!

My sister had a light blue Gremlin...

LaVisHh said:

Gremlins are the CAR!

I intend to purchase a Gremlin very soon... I will drive that bad motherfucker everywhere!

IceNine said:

Take lots of pictures of you driving your cool car! I'm jealous.

LaVisHh said:

I would take pictures but the people at the photomat would just steal them...

Goddamn, Gremlins ROCK!

IceNine said:

But the money you will make with your plan! Surely you can afford a digital camera!

LaVisHh said:

A digital camera goes against the very idea of a Gremlin!!!

IceNine said:

So does the Internet and the computer you are communicating to me with.

Will u please help me write for stand-up ? :LOL:


God u r funny!!!

I think the Gremlin should be purple though..I knew some people with a purple one a longgg time ago.

rdhull said:

Hell yeah, it does! It must be purple with some of those seventies rims on it.

:LOL:

LaVisHh said:

Everything in the modern world goes against the very idea of a Gremlin. A person seeks out a Gremlin when they are looking for the raw, animalistic side of nature... one who seeks out a Gremlin is a risk-taking adventurer!

Gremlins are the choice of a new generation of brave warriors for independence!

Berry said:

Thank you... I can do that.

I would do stand-up comedy but I would be beaten up each night for being so very politically incorrect.

I think that IceNine should lose the sponsors... he should not sell out, therefore he will not sell out.

StanleyApplebaum said:

But DEPENDS brand undergarments were just PERFECT for this task!!! What wrong with a little sponsorship?

teller said:

Sponsorship goes against the very idea of a Gremlin... the Gremlin is a rogue vehicle in a world of homogenized vehicular transport units. The idea of corporate sponsorship is to create a more homogenous culture where everyone uses the same products... IceNine is against homogeny.

StanleyApplebaum said:

Ok, but he's still gonna secretly be wearing them, isn't he?

teller said:

IceNine is going to take one for the team and then he will donate his shit-smelling pants to charity. He loves to help people and those pants will be worth a lot of money to the lucky charity the receives them as a generous gift after his triumphant leap over the canyon. In short, no Depends for our hero.

So says Stanley Applebaum and so shall it be.

Well, shit.

teller said:

Right... tell my fucking pants!

FUCK THIS STANLEY APPLEBAUM GUY!!!

:eVIL:

Okay... fuck the Snake River Canyon... I can't risk the Gremlin!

IceNine said:

at first read of your original post .. i thought it said German ... truth.. i thought "fuck!...dude's goin' off" ...

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[This message was edited Tue Mar 25 17:41:05 PST 2003 by MrBliss]

IceNine said:

That Gremlin looks neato, peachy keen. :LOL: