purplethunder3121 said:

PurpleJedi said:

I can tell between a blowjob and eating out.

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

RodeoSchro said:

This thread is really blowing up!

Visionnaire said:

If a woman (or a man now that I think about it) were to actually blow during a blowjob,
wouldn't that cause the man's balls to inflate into two big shapes that would be the opposite of a flat Earth?

Here's a lady giving some tips for guys to get their ladies to go downtown.

Danceyboo said:

Sloppy. Lots of spit. Nice soft grip for the stroking. Let ur tongue tease the tip. Always pay attention to the balls. They like that shit

ok... imma tell you what yo man must be scare to...

A BLOWJOB AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH BLOWIN!!!

PurpleJedi said:

purplethunder3121 said:

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

KingBAD said:

PurpleJedi said:

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

Always loved Madgie for that; she seems to ENJOY blowjobs and that's the most important thing, even than the "skills", which are mostly about instinct anyway (when to focus on the tip, when to lick the balls, etc)

KingBAD said:

ok... imma tell you what yo man must be scare to...

A BLOWJOB AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH BLOWIN!!!

Now this is a deepthroat.



Head

attention to the tip

[Edited 9/4/15 11:03am]

well one should always bring laughter along so they won't blow it.

as in

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob!

Q: Why did God give men penises?

A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?

A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?

A: A tearjerker.

Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?

A: She's the one with the dirty knees.

[dirty knees] that's funny - :giggle; a nurse showing dirty kneed

Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.

A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?

A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

there's more:

: http://www.jokes4us.com/d...jokes.html

morningsong saNow this is a deepthroat.

[Edited 9/4/15 11:03am]

Yeah... its about that "PELICAN THANG" i first told the org about thwelve years ago...

(google it)