Moonbeam said:

No. Fresh breath won't help its cause any.

MrBliss said:

I'm singing to it. What a mistake that was. Now it's dancing around and rumbling the foundation. I hope it doesn't break my house. It sure is a fat motherfucker.

oh my RUN!

TRON said:

So it's pretty much a big, fat archeobitch?

AaronFantastic said:

I think that would just make it want to kill me. I might try to lock it in the house.

Supernova said:

Ah, mi amiga bonita... Supernova. As usual, simply put and to the point.

I concur. When's the bbq?

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MrBliss said:

maybe it was your choice of song... try "sometimes it snows in april" .. diggin' the visual

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TRON said:

deepfry it. anything tastes good if you deepfry it long enough. hell, you can deepfry a boat cushion or venitian blinds, and they'll taste delicious

I say, beat on the archeocete, beat on the archeocete, beat on the archeocete with a baseball archeocleat! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-oh

AaronFantastic said:

I don't have the equipment. Plus, I think I'm starting to kinda like it. I might even keep it as a pet.

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TRON said:

Yeah, you're probably right. I was singing "Dolphin" to it but substituted all the 'dolphins' with 'archaeocetes'.

I should try something a bit more soothing.

TRON said:

oh, sure, they're cute and cuddly at this age. but they get big and unruly with time. best to just drown it in a bucket. oh... hmmm, well, something.

AaronFantastic said:

I've made up my mind. As long as it can fit comfortably in the house, it stays. I'm just gonna have to watch out that I don't overfeed it. They're like goldfish that way.

TRON said:

but where will you keep it? in the kitchen sink? but how will you do your dishes? oh wait, you don't do your dishes do you


j/k

AaronFantastic said:

No, I don't do them really. I just throw them in the dishwasher and forget about them until I need some clean ones. So the kitchen sink would actually be a great place for it. Although, it seems to be doing just fine on my couch at the moment. I mean, if it decided to flop all the way into my yard, it must enjoy the fresh air. If it's lived this long, it surely must've evolved into a land-loving creature.

TRON said:

is it sprouting legs yet?

AaronFantastic said:

It seems to have multi-purpose appendages that it uses for all sorts of activities.

I don't know what I'd call them.

This is classic!

Moonbeam said:

I'll put up some real pictures if I get the courage to get close to it. Wish me luck guys!

TRON said:

good luck... have you named it yet?

MrBliss said:

Thanks. Its name is Indigo.
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so, Tron... how goes it with Indigo? ... is she settling in ok?

MrBliss said:

Yeah, she's totally at home now. She's eating a bone at the moment. She seems to have many dog-like characteristics.