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There's an archaeocete flopping around in my back yard! What should I do? 
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feed it... and throw buckets of water over it | |
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kill it and eat it! | |
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RUN and dont look back! | |
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That looks WAY different than the archeocete I know and fear...
Try throwing some archeospheres at it before it turns you into archeomeat! | |
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MrBliss said: feed it... and throw buckets of water over it
What should I feed it? Should I bring it in the house or leave it outside? It's about to rain soon. Should I take that into consideration? | |
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Moonbeam said: That looks WAY different than the archeocete I know and fear...
Try throwing some archeospheres at it before it turns you into archeomeat! Where do you suggest I find such a thing? | |
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Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. | |
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Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! | |
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TRON said: MrBliss said: feed it... and throw buckets of water over it
What should I feed it? Should I bring it in the house or leave it outside? It's about to rain soon. Should I take that into consideration? leave it outside to enjoy the rain... i'd feed it cat food | |
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TRON said: Moonbeam said: That looks WAY different than the archeocete I know and fear...
Try throwing some archeospheres at it before it turns you into archeomeat! Where do you suggest I find such a thing? maybe behind the archeocouch, or perhaps by the archeowasher? | |
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TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way!  | |
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TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! Get lemons- they are your ONLY defense! Or throw trash cans at it- I hear they don't like that very much. Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands. | |
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Moonbeam said: . Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands.
LMAO!  | |
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Moonbeam said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! Get lemons- they are your ONLY defense! Or throw trash cans at it- I hear they don't like that very much. Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands. That's not helping. Now it's showing its teeth and making evil noises. I need an archaeoexpert right now! | |
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TRON said: Moonbeam said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! Get lemons- they are your ONLY defense! Or throw trash cans at it- I hear they don't like that very much. Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands. That's not helping. Now it's showing its teeth and making evil noises. I need an archaeoexpert right now! Why not juggle lemons while throwing trash cans on it while simultaneously making fart noises with your mouth and hands? Or maybe just say the word "damn." | |
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TRON said: Moonbeam said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! Get lemons- they are your ONLY defense! Or throw trash cans at it- I hear they don't like that very much. Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands. That's not helping. Now it's showing its teeth and making evil noises. I need an archaeoexpert right now! kick it in the nuts | |
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Kill it, season it, grill it. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Hopefully you live by the ocean...if not I think you need to move!!! "I Cried When I Had No Shoes".............Until I Saw A Man With No Feet!!! | |
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MrBliss said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! Get lemons- they are your ONLY defense! Or throw trash cans at it- I hear they don't like that very much. Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands. That's not helping. Now it's showing its teeth and making evil noises. I need an archaeoexpert right now! kick it in the nuts It's a female archaeocete. That much I know. | |
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TRON said: MrBliss said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! Get lemons- they are your ONLY defense! Or throw trash cans at it- I hear they don't like that very much. Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands. That's not helping. Now it's showing its teeth and making evil noises. I need an archaeoexpert right now! kick it in the nuts It's a female archaeocete. That much I know. How did it survive all this time? | |
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TigersLyric said: Hopefully you live by the ocean...if not I think you need to move!!!
I don't. I live near Lake Huron though. It must be a freshwater archaeocete. But what is it doing in my yard? | |
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Moonbeam said: TRON said: MrBliss said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! Get lemons- they are your ONLY defense! Or throw trash cans at it- I hear they don't like that very much. Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands. That's not helping. Now it's showing its teeth and making evil noises. I need an archaeoexpert right now! kick it in the nuts It's a female archaeocete. That much I know. How did it survive all this time? I don't have any idea. My guess is that it probably hid from the great extinction. And learned how to diet. [This message was edited Mon Mar 24 22:29:49 PST 2003 by TRON] | |
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TRON said: Moonbeam said: TRON said: MrBliss said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: TRON said: Moonbeam said: Hi...I'm Indigo the Archeocete. I think I'm gonna go get some food and stuff.
BEWARE. It just let itself in the house! And it's coming this way! Get lemons- they are your ONLY defense! Or throw trash cans at it- I hear they don't like that very much. Maybe maybe fart noises with your mouth against your hands. That's not helping. Now it's showing its teeth and making evil noises. I need an archaeoexpert right now! kick it in the nuts It's a female archaeocete. That much I know. How did it survive all this time? I don't have any idea. My guess is that it probably hid from the great extinction. And learned how to diet. [This message was edited Mon Mar 24 22:29:49 PST 2003 by TRON] It probably just didn't want to die and stuff. | |
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TRON said: TigersLyric said: Hopefully you live by the ocean...if not I think you need to move!!!
I don't. I live near Lake Huron though. It must be a freshwater archaeocete. But what is it doing in my yard? Move...I promise you fresh water or not...if that was in my yard I'd be trying to move seriously...Wouldn't feed it, be friends with it..none of the above...lil red sign for sale, rent whatever! [This message was edited Mon Mar 24 22:34:09 PST 2003 by TigersLyric] "I Cried When I Had No Shoes".............Until I Saw A Man With No Feet!!! | |
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TRON said: It's a female archaeocete. That much I know.
fuck it | |
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MrBliss said: TRON said: It's a female archaeocete. That much I know.
fuck it Ducks might be attracted to archaeocetes, but I'm sorry to say that I am not. I don't wanna smell like fish. I'm more into golden retrievers.  | |
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TigersLyric said: TRON said: TigersLyric said: Hopefully you live by the ocean...if not I think you need to move!!!
I don't. I live near Lake Huron though. It must be a freshwater archaeocete. But what is it doing in my yard? Move...I promise you fresh water or not...if that was in my yard I'd be trying to move seriously...Wouldn't feed it, be friends with it..none of the above...lil red sign for sale, rent whatever! [This message was edited Mon Mar 24 22:34:09 PST 2003 by TigersLyric] I am about to move. But not because of the archaeocete. More for location and financial reasons. I can't decide if tonight's events are a good thing or not. It seems to be sleeping at the moment, so I'm just gonna leave it alone and watch for any sudden changes. | |
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TRON said: MrBliss said: TRON said: It's a female archaeocete. That much I know.
fuck it Ducks might be attracted to archaeocetes, but I'm sorry to say that I am not. I don't wanna smell like fish. I'm more into golden retrievers. Not even if it dons some peppermint for the occasion? | |
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TRON said: MrBliss said: TRON said: It's a female archaeocete. That much I know.
fuck it Ducks might be attracted to archaeocetes, but I'm sorry to say that I am not. I don't wanna smell like fish. I'm more into golden retrievers. ok then... i'm running out of ideas... maybe sing to it | |
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