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Theory vs. Reality A father asked his son if there was a difference between theory and reality. His son said no... so, the father told his son to go and ask his mother and his sister if they would have sex with President Bush for one million dollars.
So, off goes the boy and he asks his mom if she would have sex with President Bush for one million... she says, yes. He asks the same question of his sister and she says yes as well. So, the boy goes back to his father and tells him the response that his mother and sister gave him. His father says, "Okay son... here's the difference. In theory we have two million dollars, but in reality we're living with two whores!" (I thought that was cute). | |
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:LOL: I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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An oldie but a goodie. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: An oldie but a goodie.
I'm not sue about my spelling there. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: bkw said: An oldie but a goodie.
I'm not sue about my spelling there. LOOKS GOOD TO ME!!! that should make you worry??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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00769BAD said: bkw said: bkw said: An oldie but a goodie.
I'm not sue about my spelling there. LOOKS GOOD TO ME!!! that should make you worry??? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: bkw said: An oldie but a goodie.
I'm not sue about my spelling there. Do you wanna know what's funny, bkw? I would think that your first post was fine... lol, but take a look at your second one. | |
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AzureStar said: bkw said: bkw said: An oldie but a goodie.
I'm not sue about my spelling there. Do you wanna know what's funny, bkw? I would think that your first post was fine... lol, but take a look at your second one. Damn! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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That was to funny! "I Cried When I Had No Shoes".............Until I Saw A Man With No Feet!!! | |
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Loyalty:
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, and robbed you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side..You know what?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck bitch, get the fuck away from me"! "I Cried When I Had No Shoes".............Until I Saw A Man With No Feet!!! | |
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