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PrintablePenis said: This is the tentative poster we have for our MAIN ATTRACTION folks...I give you...
Penis World's... PENIS ISLAND!  What's up with those nuts? I mean, hills? | |
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Penis said: Here's my mate Bob, one of my Penis World employees, out in the desert again with another great "Found Penis". We've already yanked this one out of the sand and hauled it to our secret Penis World location.
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And of course, the grounds at Penis World Lodge are world class, with REAL Penis Trees to enhance your view.
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Here I am actually ON LOCATION at Penis Island, our main attraction (see my earlier post).
Some of the boys took this candid shot while I was enjoying a day off. 
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While you've dropped the kids off at the rides, why not take a stroll with your partner through Penis Forest? The naturally occuring Penis Trees of Penis Forest at Penis World are sure to enliven the spirits and capture the imaginations and hearts of all who enter.
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And here's another great shot from magnificent Penis Forest. Larry thought this one was pretty funny, so he captioned it himself.
The jury is still out as to whether this sculpture will be included in the finished version of Penis Forest. . _________________________________________________
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Someone asked whether there will be any goodies...well, here's one of our models at Penis World with our official Penis World Sports Bottle...well that's it's name for now.
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Well this is about the last picture I'm gonna post for a while until we come up with more ideas.
Here's another one of our "goodies". We try to keep things healthy and don't endorse junk food. Try one of our "sculpted" Bananas!  _________________________________________________
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Okay well I almost forgot this one.
The reason is, we WERE going to include this but I decided it was in poor taste. This is a photo from a game we had going called "The 20 yard Dildo Fetch". It was part of our games scheme for pre- teens. It won't be making it past the planning stages.  _________________________________________________
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Penis said: .
Penis World is the tentative name for my new theme park, which I hope to get up and running sometime before I die. Me and my colleages have produced a few promo pictures for some of the things Penis World will feature. Check it out! So far, we've got The Penis Ride ... 
Obviously this is just the beginning stages for Penis World. Check back here for more photos in the upcoming moments, days or however long this thread survives. Any of your ideas or contributions you would like to offer Penis World would be appreciated! . [This message was edited Mon Mar 24 17:23:45 PST 2003 by Penis] So exactly how much is it for a ride on your penis?   ~~~~~~~~~~~
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Penis said: This is the tentative poster we have for our MAIN ATTRACTION folks...I give you...
Penis World's... PENIS ISLAND! I have slogan for your island --- "PENIS ISLAND - Even if you come alone, you'll leave satisfied!" So what do you think? ~~~~~~~~~~~
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Penis said: .
Penis World is the tentative name for my new theme park, which I hope to get up and running sometime before I die. Me and my colleages have produced a few promo pictures for some of the things Penis World will feature. Check it out! And some cool vegies that we'll be selling to the kiddies! 
Obviously this is just the beginning stages for Penis World. Check back here for more photos in the upcoming moments, days or however long this thread survives. Any of your ideas or contributions you would like to offer Penis World would be appreciated! . [This message was edited Mon Mar 24 17:23:45 PST 2003 by Penis] Slogan -- "Always eat your veggies if you want to grow up happy and healthy" ~~~~~~~~~~~
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Dammit! My Computer is having to shut down. PENIS you gave me virus didn't you!
You are really a sick MF! ~~~~~~~~~~~
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CandyEyce those slogans are great and I will bear them in mind for some of our signs. Especially the vegetable one.  _________________________________________________
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CandyEyce -
All rides will be included in the cover charge. Admission to Penis World comes with the following rules and prices: * If you work for the government entry will be denied. * You must not tell anyone about the existence of Penis World. * $40 for families * $20 per adult * $15 per student * $5 per child * $1 per senior citizen * If you have a penis, subtract 10% off the applicable price! _________________________________________________
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Ok I'm back! I'm sure you've all been waiting for me. 
I got some more pictures developed. Here's one of the street signs in Penis World:  _________________________________________________
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Like a lot of Theme Parks, we've even got our own currency.
We're calling them "Euros". 
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interesting... so do u have group discounts too  feel better, feel good, feel wonderful | |
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how much are tickets? (not that money matters tonight, mind you) | |
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* If you work for the government entry will be denied.
* You must not tell anyone about the existence of Penis World. * $40 for families * $20 per adult * $15 per student * $5 per child * $1 per senior citizen * If you have a penis, subtract 10% off the applicable price! is there some way we could barter? | |
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Wow when is it open  when can me visit are there any rides? 
JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: Wow when is it open
when can me visit are there any rides?
Open some time before I die. Rides? Only this one. We're working on others. If I get more photos developed of new designs, etc...I'll post them! _________________________________________________
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XxAxX said: is there some way we could barter?
If you have a penis you will get a 10% discount. No bartering. _________________________________________________
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MSMARIE2121 said: interesting... so do u have group discounts too
no. only family discounts. _________________________________________________
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Heres one for your collection.
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