Dont u hate it when you try to tell someone someting quietly so u whipser to them something such as " the green pants that so and so has on are clashin'" and the person responds in a loud voice "THE GREEN PANTAS THAT WHO HAS ON?"

I hate that shit. If I whisper something or tell you quietly dont be responding in the regular tone or even louder than usual voice

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

yeah! I hate that shit, too!

(mrbliss is next door, he'll hear u guys)

Me too! My ex mother in law use to do that shit...

God how I wanted to smack her... matter of fact

I still do!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I hear his head hurts

"robin got an F on her test"

ROBIN GOT AN F??!

rdhull said:

Or, when you tell someone something about another in the room and tell them not to look... and they immediately turn around and look right at them!

AzureStar said:

WHO...WHERE! IS THAT WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

i'm infamous for talking shit about people very loudly yet indirectly...

like, if i go to the mall and see some people parking in a handicapped spot, knowing good and well that their asses ain't handicapped, i'll turn to whoever i'm with and say very loudly, "man, i can't stand it when bitches are parking in a muthafuckin handicapped spot, when they know they can walk just fine"... and just keep on going...

or if we're in a restaurant and the people a few tables over are laughing too damn loudly and stupidly, i'll start doing it too...

AzureStar said:

REVEREND!




"Don't look now, but..." (IMMEDIATELY jacks their head around)

EllisDee said:

co-sign!

althom said:

Yep... just like that!

INSATIABLE said:

That's when I get the evil eye and say, "I... FUCKING... TOLD... YOU... NOT TO LOOK!"

AzureStar said:

sons of bitches!

INSATIABLE said:

That's right... because you know that I've NEVER done it myself!

AzureStar said:

INSATIABLE said:

one of my favorites happened last year at a pizza place...

me and the woman were out enjoying some pizza, and the guy at the table next to us is there with his family (wife & 2 kids)... and he's telling his kids some bullshit stories about when he was in school...

"well, there was this kid named tim that was always acting up... so the teacher made him go to the back and take everyone's coats with him and hang them up on the hangers as punishment, or was it take them off of the hangers and bring them back to everyone as punishment... anyway, he was in the back where they hang coats... and he was back there for a long time, so the teacher sends lisa to see what he's doing, and then we all hear lisa screaming and crying... so we rush back there, and tim had hung himself to death on the coatrack by hanging his coat on the rack while he was still wearing it"...

and he's kids are staring at him like whatthefuck... young kids, like 6 or 7...

so, i turn to the woman and say quietly, "ain't that some shit... that man's talking all loudly about kids killing themselves and people are trying to eat in here... and he's freaking out his kids and shit... that's just ridiculous"...

and she begs me not to say anything... but i do...

so loudly, i start saying, "you know, i was thinking the other day about jerome... he was like my best friend... always gettin into trouble and shit... so, the teacher makes him go to the the back in this other section of the classroom and sharpen pencils for everone since he was being a little jackass... and we all laughed at him and made fun of him... and he's back there, sharpening pencils and we hear him start screaming... and we rush back there, and the muthafucka had stabbed himself in the eye with a sharpened pencil... pulled the damn eye right out the socket... it's sittin on the end of the pencil like a damn shish-que-bob or some shit... ain't that messed up"...

and the woman got really embarrassed and just sat there silently...

and the guy knew that i was making fun of him, cause he got really red and really angry... so he gathered his kids up and got the hell out of there...

:LOL:..

i thought it was funny though...

EllisDee said:

i like it! ... i've been known to pull a few stunts like that

MrBliss said:

it's my favorite form of combat... :LOL:... the wife makes fun of me all the time for doing that... it's funny though, because you can be talking mad shit about someone, and they won't say anything... cause you look like you're just going about your daily business and so they have to stop and ask themselves, "is that guy talking shit about me..? "... :LOL:... suckers...

AzureStar said:

Flip side of that coin: I hate it when someone TELLS me "don't look...but..."...or even better, actually describing exactly where the person is, THEN saying not to look in the direction you just described to me...("Don't look...but if you turn your head a little bit, there's a guy in back of you to your right standing next to the door..."...lol)...I mean, really...first you instill gobs of curiosity in me, then you tell me not to act on it!!...lol...

rdhull said:

Yeah! Gawd I hate those people!

AzureStar said:

Yeah!

Or like my neice one time years ago; she was pointing to this lady in a store we were in saying, "That's a weave, that's a weave, that's a weave" louder than she should have. I tried to act like I didn't know her and just ignored her by not even looking at her, much less the woman with the supposed weave. I didn't give a rat's ass whether the woman was wearing a weave in the first place. She just started saying it out of the blue. Dayumm!

EllisDee said:

Hey... btw - me the wife and the two kids really didn't appreciate you makin' fun of me. Next time, I'm gonna hang ya on a coat rack!!!

Supernova said:

after many years of working in the disability field...i could tell you guys some stories ... needless to say... i don't embarrass easily

I hate when my wife calls me and says... I've got something to tell you... don't worry it's not bad, but I'll tell you when we get home."

Why tell me that at all? Just wait until I get fucking home! Now, I'm thinking about it all day, what the fuck does she wanna talk about? Fuck!

MrBliss said:

Unfortunately, I do when it comes to unwanted attention.
And sometimes wanted attention too.
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[This message was edited Tue Mar 25 0:23:28 PST 2003 by Supernova]

rdhull said:

lol...


i hate that bitch!..., WHAT BITCH? WHERE?!

Muthafuckas just can't be cool w/ their shit