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Thread started 07/13/15 9:27am

luv4u

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Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini, Crashes Into A Van

omg well now............ jerkoff horny lol

Wonder if this could be a leading cause to motor vehicle accidents other than folks driving while holding their cell phone to their ear hmmm


A driver has been left red-faced after she crashed her Mini into the back of a van - while pleasuring herself.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com...38219.html

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Reply #1 posted 07/13/15 10:03am

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lol lol lol OMG, read this and couldn't stop laughing. Luv4u you beat me to the punch... wink

WTH... drinking while driving, talking on the cell while driving, texting while driving, and now jerkoff while driving? Really? She could have pleasured herself in the morining while showing or pulled over to the side of the damn road. disbelief I guess she knew her company had a video cam in the Van also... dunce

lol lol lol

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Reply #2 posted 07/13/15 10:15am

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And the stupid just keeps on coming.....no pun intended, biggrin

The jokes will write themselves on this story.

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Reply #3 posted 07/13/15 1:53pm

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And the stupid just keeps on coming.....no pun intended, biggrin

The jokes will write themselves on this story.


Come again?

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Reply #4 posted 07/13/15 2:41pm

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reminds me of one of my fav subgenres of porn: naughty things in a car

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Reply #5 posted 07/13/15 4:06pm

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Was that a mini orgasm?
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Reply #6 posted 07/13/15 4:16pm

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TD3 said:

babynoz said:

And the stupid just keeps on coming.....no pun intended, biggrin

The jokes will write themselves on this story.


Come again?



Aw, come on now.... biggrin

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Reply #7 posted 07/13/15 4:25pm

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babynoz said:

TD3 said:


Come again?



Aw, come on now.... biggrin


come on down the road. lol

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Reply #8 posted 07/13/15 4:29pm

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babynoz said:



Aw, come on now.... biggrin


come on down the road. lol



If you build it, they will come. lol

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Reply #9 posted 07/13/15 4:47pm

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babynoz said:

TD3 said:


come on down the road. lol



If you build it, they will come. lol

"Hold On, I'm Coming"

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Reply #10 posted 07/14/15 8:54am

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babynoz said:



If you build it, they will come. lol

"Hold On, I'm Coming"

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Come Together batting eyes

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Reply #11 posted 07/14/15 9:24am

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HuMpThAnG said:

TD3 said:

"Hold On, I'm Coming"

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Come Together batting eyes

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She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes..... biggrin

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Reply #12 posted 07/14/15 9:45am

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On a serious note..........I have a friend that was hit from behind by a driver that was texting. This was 2 years ago and she still gets severe headaches and sore shoulders and neck. She has not been the same since. If I ever get hit by a distracted driver (i.e. texting, talking on cell, or masturbating), I will sue their ass off. I won't quit either until I get a settlement. People who do these kinds of things should not be on the road - period!
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Reply #13 posted 07/14/15 9:53am

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On a serious note..........I have a friend that was hit from behind by a driver that was texting. This was 2 years ago and she still gets severe headaches and sore shoulders and neck. She has not been the same since. If I ever get hit by a distracted driver (i.e. texting, talking on cell, or masturbating), I will sue their ass off. I won't quit either until I get a settlement. People who do these kinds of things should not be on the road - period!



I hope that cell phone use while driving will be outlawed altogether. Every time I see people behind the wheel playing with their damn phone I want to slap the piss out of them.

It's one of a whole list of things that people don't "need" to do while driving.

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Reply #14 posted 07/14/15 10:46am

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babynoz said:

HuMpThAnG said:

Come Together batting eyes

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She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes..... biggrin



lol

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Reply #15 posted 07/15/15 5:49am

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babynoz said: Empress said: On a serious note..........I have a friend that was hit from behind by a driver that was texting. This was 2 years ago and she still gets severe headaches and sore shoulders and neck. She has not been the same since. If I ever get hit by a distracted driver (i.e. texting, talking on cell, or masturbating), I will sue their ass off. I won't quit either until I get a settlement. People who do these kinds of things should not be on the road - period! I hope that cell phone use while driving will be outlawed altogether. Every time I see people behind the wheel playing with their damn phone I want to slap the piss out of them.It's one of a whole list of things that people don't "need" to do while driving. -----------I totally agree. I'd love to do the same and then some. Same goes for putting make up on, flat-ironing one's hair, reading......the list could go on and go. There seems to be no end to some people's stupidity.
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Reply #16 posted 07/15/15 6:26am

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This story smells fishy 2 me

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Reply #17 posted 07/17/15 7:29am

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babynoz said:

Empress said:

On a serious note..........I have a friend that was hit from behind by a driver that was texting. This was 2 years ago and she still gets severe headaches and sore shoulders and neck. She has not been the same since. If I ever get hit by a distracted driver (i.e. texting, talking on cell, or masturbating), I will sue their ass off. I won't quit either until I get a settlement. People who do these kinds of things should not be on the road - period!



I hope that cell phone use while driving will be outlawed altogether. Every time I see people behind the wheel playing with their damn phone I want to slap the piss out of them.

It's one of a whole list of things that people don't "need" to do while driving.



me too. it's like a freaking roller derby out on the roads. folks swerving around in their lanes, changing lanes with no warning, tailgating and smacking into others.... it's madness. i was smashed off the road last year by a guy who just... changed lanes into the lane i was driving in while i was still there. confused



maybe we need more little waysides for chatty, horny people

don't flub it, stop and rub it!

want sex? gotta text? exit next!

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Reply #18 posted 07/17/15 6:15pm

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This is reminiscent of the Florida woman who crashed her car while shaving .... umm, Australia.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/12107993/woman-causes-crash-shaving-bikini-area-while-driving

KEY WEST: A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to a report in keysnews.com.

Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit.

So during the drive, she decided to shave.

Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report.

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Reply #19 posted 07/17/15 9:16pm

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Pokeno4Money said:

This is reminiscent of the Florida woman who crashed her car while shaving .... umm, Australia.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/12107993/woman-causes-crash-shaving-bikini-area-while-driving

KEY WEST: A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to a report in keysnews.com.

Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit.

So during the drive, she decided to shave.

Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report.


What the heck?! Has her 'ex' in the car while she was on the way to meet her 'boyfriend'??

Sounds like a possible threesome hmmm lol

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Reply #20 posted 07/18/15 12:16am

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A woman in the UK was killed having sex with her boyfriend whilst he was driving - I seriously wonder why they didn't just pull over or wait til they got home. eek




Driver 'killed girlfriend while having drunken sex with her at the wheel'

Minesh Parbat, 36, is accused of causing death by dangerous driving after his girlfriend 'started doing things she shouldn't have been'

Lisa Watling, 28, was found lying half-naked in the road
Lisa Watling, 28, was found lying half-naked in the road Photo: © SWNS Group

A drunk motorist killed his girlfriend in a car crash after she straddled him during the journey, a court heard.

Minesh Parbat, 36, was behind the wheel after a night out with partner Lisa Watling, 28, when she became "horny" and "started doing things she shouldn't have been".

Parbat suddenly veered the car into the central reservation and tried to correct the drifting but over-steered, a court was told.

He lost control and crashed into a fence before spinning back into the road in his high performance BMW Z3, Lewes Crown Court heard.

Hair salon worker Miss Watling was not wearing a seatbelt and was thrown from the car in the crash and died of her injuries later that day.

Parbat was found by a witness with his trousers and belt round his ankles with his "backside on show" and mother-of-two Miss Watling was also half-naked.

Prosecutors say Parbat was found to be above the drink drive limit following the incident at 1.40am on March 9 last year in Crawley, West Sussex.

Parbat, of Maidenbower, West Sussex, denies causing death by dangerous driving - and says Miss Watling's actions were not sexual and they did not have intercourse.

Prosecutors say Minash Parbat was found to be above the drink drive limit (SWNS)

Philip Meredith, prosecuting, said: "This is a case where somebody has died untimely and unnecessarily.

"The BMW Z3 was being driven by Mr Parbat with Lisa Watling, his then girlfriend, in the front passenger seat.

"In his first police interview the defendant said he hadn't been able to find his phone and went to go home to look for it but Miss Watling insisted on travelling with him.

"He said he found his phone at home but that it was the last thing he remembered until waking up in hospital.

"For his second interview, on June 13, his memory was better.

"He said on the return journey Miss Watling said she was feeling horny and started doing things she shouldn't have been.

"He said she put her bottom on the dashboard and went to climb across him but stressed while he didn't have a full view of the road that he was in control.

"He told police that he did not view her behaviour as being sexual in any way and that he did not engage with her.

"When he was then asked to provide an account for why his trousers were down he was unable to do so."

Miss Watling, of nearby Langley Green, died in the crash on a clear night with fine roadside conditions, witnesses told the court.

Mr Meredith added: "The car was heading westbound on the A2011 when it veered and left the carriageway into the central reservation.

"Mr Parbat tried to correct that drifting but he over-steered, it was too abrupt, and the car went out of control and left the carriageway and crashed into a fence.

"The vehicle bounced off the fence and rotated anti-clockwise back into the carriageway. The extent of the damage was considerable to say the least.

"All four tyres were deflated, the car lost its registration plate and there was damage to the windscreen.

"A door became unhinged and Miss Watling was thrown out of the car into the road."

The jury heard husband and wife Howard and Wendy Mordecai were the first to arrive at the scene.

Mrs Mordecai told the jury she found the BMW straddling both carriageways, looking "quite a wreck with smoke coming from the bonnet".

She said: "His trousers, which had a belt, and his pants were both round his ankles and his backside was on show.

"I was really shocked and stood back thinking 'what has happened here?'"

• Female drink-driver: ...d my life'

The witness went to call for an ambulance when she saw Miss Watling lying half-naked in the road.

Mrs Mordecai told the court: "She had a T-shirt and bra on that were twisted around her shoulders and neck. I adjusted it to cover her up.

"She was lying face down and the rest of her body was visible. From her chest down she was naked."

During a police interview Parbat said he had drunk a pint of Stella Artois and a cocktail earlier in the evening while he was out with his girlfriend.

Mr Meredith added: "He was given a roadside breath test which he failed.

"Due to his facial injuries he was taken to hospital where a proper blood sample procedure was undertaken by doctors and police.

"A reading of 102 milligrams of alcohol per 100 millilitres of blood was taken, with the limit being 80 milligrams."

The trial continues




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Reply #21 posted 07/18/15 8:02am

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luv4u said:

Pokeno4Money said:

This is reminiscent of the Florida woman who crashed her car while shaving .... umm, Australia.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/12107993/woman-causes-crash-shaving-bikini-area-while-driving

KEY WEST: A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to a report in keysnews.com.

Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit.

So during the drive, she decided to shave.

Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report.


What the heck?! Has her 'ex' in the car while she was on the way to meet her 'boyfriend'??

Sounds like a possible threesome hmmm lol


Yeah I picked up on that too! lol

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Reply #22 posted 07/18/15 10:26am

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Pokeno4Money said:



luv4u said:




Pokeno4Money said:


This is reminiscent of the Florida woman who crashed her car while shaving .... umm, Australia.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/12107993/woman-causes-crash-shaving-bikini-area-while-driving


KEY WEST: A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to a report in keysnews.com.


Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit.


So during the drive, she decided to shave.


Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report.





What the heck?! Has her 'ex' in the car while she was on the way to meet her 'boyfriend'??

Sounds like a possible threesome hmmm lol




Yeah I picked up on that too! lol



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