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Thread started 07/03/15 5:09am

funkpill	I Had A One Night Stand! But way too many books to fit on it.
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Reply #1 posted 07/03/15 5:25am

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Reply #2 posted 07/03/15 5:47am

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Reply #3 posted 07/03/15 6:01am

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eek lol lol lol lol lol eek

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Reply #4 posted 07/03/15 9:15am

wildgoldenhone y	Just one? Usually there are 2.
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Reply #5 posted 07/03/15 5:58pm

NorthC	Maybe it's because English isn't my native language, but I don't get it. I know what a one night stand and what a book stand is, but... I don't see the joke.
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Reply #6 posted 07/03/15 6:15pm

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NorthC said:
Maybe it's because English isn't my native language, but I don't get it. I know what a one night stand and what a book stand is, but... I don't see the joke.

the table beside one's bed (where people read), a "night stand".

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Reply #7 posted 07/03/15 8:36pm

NorthC	Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation. Nine times out of ten, I get funkpill's jokes, but I didn't know this.
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Reply #8 posted 07/03/15 8:45pm

PurpleSkipper5 8	funkpill said: But way too many books to fit on it. Good job. [Edited 7/3/15 13:46pm] ”The people that will end up defining ‘Hate Speech Laws’ are the very people you don’t want to define the Hate Speech Laws” — Jordan B Peterson
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Reply #9 posted 07/03/15 8:55pm

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lol lol lol still a...

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Reply #10 posted 07/04/15 2:30pm

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I really hate having to wipe the cum off my one night stand.

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Reply #11 posted 07/04/15 4:00pm

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funkpill said:

But way too many books to fit on it.

Woulda been better if the second line included an Italian accent ...

"I had a one night stand ... but a way a too many a books to fit a on it."

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Reply #12 posted 07/04/15 11:29pm

RodeoSchro	We used a version of this joke in a skit once. We had a hot girl advertising "One Night Stand for $10!" Two guys argued over it, and the winner gave the girl $10. She said, "Here's your one night stand!" and we had a local famous furniture magnate come out from behind the curtain with the bed stand. It was awesome. He ended up spending $75,000 on our Grand Champion chicken!
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