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Fact: people who do "fan fiction" should be shot without trial Okay I just did a Google search for Star Trek stuff a second ago for Battier's dumb thread, and I was scared by what I saw. This "fan fiction" thing seems pretty big. Worse still was "Gay Harry Potter Rape Fan Fiction" 
What is wrong with these people? And can we do something about them? Such as put them in a rocket and fire it into the sun? Suggestions please. Alternatively, post some Org fan fiction and give us all a good laugh. | |
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agreed SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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ian said: Okay I just did a Google search for Star Trek stuff a second ago for Battier's dumb thread, and I was scared by what I saw. This "fan fiction" thing seems pretty big. Worse still was "Gay Harry Potter Rape Fan Fiction"
What is wrong with these people? And can we do something about them? Such as put them in a rocket and fire it into the sun? Suggestions please. Alternatively, post some Org fan fiction and give us all a good laugh.  | |
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ian said: Worse still was "Gay Harry Potter Rape Fan Fiction"
 What the F***! | |
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Okay I'll get you all started then 
Alone in the treehouse, Bart could smell Milhouse's hot, bubblegum breath nearby. His emotions surging like a salmon upstream, he drew himself nearer. It was only now that he realised he was trembling in anticipation. "Ohhh Bart, you're gonna regret that wedgie you gave me at recess today" smirked Milhouse from behind his specs. And with that he brandished Lisa's skipping rope, which he had liberated from the yard below. Gratefully Bart volunteered his wrists to be bound tightly to the treehouse roof. He blushed as Milhouse, empowered and in control for the first time in his nerdish existance, pulled down Bart's shorts to reeal his pert yellow buttocks. Exposed and vulnerable, Bart wondered what he gotten himself into. "You've been a very naughty boy Bart", squeaked Milhouse, "And for once you are gonna eat MY shorts!". Milhouse picked up a Krusty the Klown horsehair flogger and started some light strokes on Bart's bare bottom... | |
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You know... My thread was not dumb. Maybe your thread is dumb. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: You know... My thread was not dumb. Maybe your thread is dumb.
Maybe they're both dumb... | |
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You know... My thread was not dumb. Maybe your thread is dumb.
Maybe they're both dumb... My thread wasn't. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You know... My thread was not dumb. Maybe your thread is dumb.
Maybe they're both dumb... My thread wasn't. At least my thread has some kickass Simpsons Gay BDSM fan fiction! You've just got klingons! | |
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You know... My thread was not dumb. Maybe your thread is dumb.
Maybe they're both dumb... My thread wasn't. At least my thread has some kickass Simpsons Gay BDSM fan fiction! You've just got klingons!  | |
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ian said: Okay I'll get you all started then
Alone in the treehouse, Bart could smell Milhouse's hot, bubblegum breath nearby. His emotions surging like a salmon upstream, he drew himself nearer. It was only now that he realised he was trembling in anticipation. "Ohhh Bart, you're gonna regret that wedgie you gave me at recess today" smirked Milhouse from behind his specs. And with that he brandished Lisa's skipping rope, which he had liberated from the yard below. Gratefully Bart volunteered his wrists to be bound tightly to the treehouse roof. He blushed as Milhouse, empowered and in control for the first time in his nerdish existance, pulled down Bart's shorts to reeal his pert yellow buttocks. Exposed and vulnerable, Bart wondered what he gotten himself into. "You've been a very naughty boy Bart", squeaked Milhouse, "And for once you are gonna eat MY shorts!". Milhouse picked up a Krusty the Klown horsehair flogger and started some light strokes on Bart's bare bottom... You cannot be serious :O Umm...I've read some superhero fan fics that are actually pretty good. Once ya get past all the sex anyway :LOL: | |
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Nah I just made that shit up. But I bet there is stuff like that out there on the web, if you look hard enough! | |
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ian said: Nah I just made that shit up.
suuure u did, ian. 
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i heard that there is a site dedicated to people who bat off to donald duck comics  ... that's what i heard anyway | |
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Copycats! | |
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Then, Bart for the first time felt the painful burn of anal sex. Milhouse left nothing to the imagination as he violently rammed his meaty protrusion into Bart's netherland (they both were victims of michael jackson at his netherland ranch). Milhouse jerked left and right while Bart was recieving him, causing unbearable agony.
Ned Flanders heard loud screams from Bart's treehouse and ran over worried about what was going on and who was getting hurt. When he saw the pre-teen sodomy before his eyes, Ned got flashbacks of his time as a catholic Priest. Ned's desires for boys for ressurected, and he jerked Milhouse off of Bart and tied them both down. The boys were in absolute horror as Ned removed his casual clothing revealing the attire of a catholic Priest. The boys had no doubt in their mind what was next, and it wasn't a blessing, but ned's version of a baptism, whose only similarity was in people being leaned forward.. "BEHOLD BOYS!", shouted Ned. Lean forward as I bathe you in my man-aise..Recieve my holy rod! Fin. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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ian said: Nah I just made that shit up. But I bet there is stuff like that out there on the web, if you look hard enough!
You're the one telling the story.  | |
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I totally agree. There's some sick, sick stuff out there.
Can you give me some links? I'm, er, doing some research and I like to see this stuff first hand. Research. Seven of Nine if you have it. Thanks. | |
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mcmeekle said: I totally agree. There's some sick, sick stuff out there.
Can you give me some links? I'm, er, doing some research and I like to see this stuff first hand. Research. Seven of Nine if you have it. Thanks. Is your real name Pete Townsend? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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ian said: pulled down Bart's shorts to reeal his pert yellow buttocks. Exposed and vulnerable, Bart wondered what he gotten himself into.
"You've been a very naughty boy Bart", squeaked Milhouse, "And for once you are gonna eat MY shorts!". Milhouse picked up a Krusty the Klown horsehair flogger and started some light strokes on Bart's bare bottom... 
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moderatorJune7 said: ian said: pulled down Bart's shorts to reeal his pert yellow buttocks. Exposed and vulnerable, Bart wondered what he gotten himself into.
"You've been a very naughty boy Bart", squeaked Milhouse, "And for once you are gonna eat MY shorts!". Milhouse picked up a Krusty the Klown horsehair flogger and started some light strokes on Bart's bare bottom...
June7 looks questionably at ian...) I was trying to make it as authentic as possible. It wasn't a bad attempt! I should probably do a Google search for "simpsons gay bondage fan fiction" and submit it! | |
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Oh gawd. I know. My husband just alterted me to the existence of fan fiction yesterday. It is SO BAD. So, so bad. Might be interesting if we were a different species or something, but we're not, we're human, and as a result, fan fiction is destined to suck ass forever and ever. To the depths of hell with them. | |
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tackam said: Oh gawd. I know. My husband just alterted me to the existence of fan fiction yesterday. It is SO BAD. So, so bad. Might be interesting if we were a different species or something, but we're not, we're human, and as a result, fan fiction is destined to suck ass forever and ever. To the depths of hell with them.
It is truly a blight upon humanity. | |
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Fact: people who do "fan fiction" should be shot without trial
There are some very sad people out there  JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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There really is a ton of that stuff out there. Once, I was looking for a picture of Magneto to illustrate a point on a thread, and I accidentally found this X-Men erotica page, complete with nude fan art.
The scariest fan fiction page I have ever found was when I was looking for an Alice in Chains interview, and found a gay Alice in Chains fan fiction site. It was like, "Oh, Layne, show me your sweaty Rooster" or something. Ick. I also have to say I'm a Star Wars fan, but not of any of the novels or post-Jedi stuff. It's too much like internet fan fiction for me. | |
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I've read some posts here on the Org about Prince that would probably qualify as "fan fiction", ifyaknowwhatimean...  | |
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ian said: June7 said: ian said: pulled down Bart's shorts to reeal his pert yellow buttocks. Exposed and vulnerable, Bart wondered what he gotten himself into.
"You've been a very naughty boy Bart", squeaked Milhouse, "And for once you are gonna eat MY shorts!". Milhouse picked up a Krusty the Klown horsehair flogger and started some light strokes on Bart's bare bottom...
June7 looks questionably at ian...) I was trying to make it as authentic as possible. It wasn't a bad attempt! I should probably do a Google search for "simpsons gay bondage fan fiction" and submit it! Not that it was bad... it just made me feel all tingly inside! |
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[Snip. Flame removed. Ian] "Sooup's On!" | |
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anybody not under 15 and not a crazed girl doing fan fiction is 
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