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Sex Toys & Porn... Where do you keep them? Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Would a tug on your nightstand drawer reveal a two-pronged vibrator? Or do you hide them deep in the most cluttered closed, beneath a floor-board in a locked box??
If you have any, where do you keep your porn and/or sex toys? disclaimer: I'm simply following the sexed-up theme of many active threads in GD right now. I'm completely innocent & have no sex toys or porn. Thank you. | |
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CalhounSq said: If you have any, where do you keep your porn and/or sex toys? The porn is on the bookshelf in the den. Happy reading! Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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Actually, I own none. Boring answer, I think that may be a reason for all the tumbleweeds in here Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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New editions of playboy and hustler always on the end table in my den.A few porn videos on shelf | |
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matt said: CalhounSq said: If you have any, where do you keep your porn and/or sex toys? The porn is on the bookshelf in the den. Happy reading! Get out! Really? 5 stars for being a bold mutha mutha!!! | |
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If you go snooping in my bathroom closet, you deserve whatever you find.
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LaVisHh said: If you go snooping in my bathroom closet, you deserve whatever you find.
aaow! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: LaVisHh said: If you go snooping in my bathroom closet, you deserve whatever you find.
aaow! And if you so snooping in INSATIABLE's... | |
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LaVisHh said: If you go snooping in my bathroom closet, you deserve whatever you find.
Bathroom huh? I'd be skurred, people snoop too much. You gotta go deep in my bedroom to find mine | |
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CalhounSq said: LaVisHh said: If you go snooping in my bathroom closet, you deserve whatever you find.
Bathroom huh? I'd be skurred, people snoop too much. You gotta go deep in my bedroom to find mine Nah... it's fun to plant stuff where nosey folks will find them... try it. | |
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lol! lol! smile... 8) | |
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smile... 8) | |
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LaVisHh said: CalhounSq said: LaVisHh said: If you go snooping in my bathroom closet, you deserve whatever you find.
Bathroom huh? I'd be skurred, people snoop too much. You gotta go deep in my bedroom to find mine Nah... it's fun to plant stuff where nosey folks will find them... try it. Heck no!! | |
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lol! | |
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CalhounSq said: LaVisHh said: CalhounSq said: LaVisHh said: If you go snooping in my bathroom closet, you deserve whatever you find.
Bathroom huh? I'd be skurred, people snoop too much. You gotta go deep in my bedroom to find mine Nah... it's fun to plant stuff where nosey folks will find them... try it. Heck no!! Hell yeah! | |
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We own no porn or sex toys. Don't see the need to. The human body has many interesting parts and all can be used creatively.
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CalhounSq said: Where do you keep them? Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Would a tug on your nightstand drawer reveal a two-pronged vibrator? Or do you hide them deep in the most cluttered closed, beneath a floor-board in a locked box??
If you have any, where do you keep your porn and/or sex toys? disclaimer: I'm simply following the sexed-up theme of many active threads in GD right now. I'm completely innocent & have no sex toys or porn. Thank you. oh my gosh...umm calhoun i would be comfortable talking of this sort of thing... i have porn but i swear its good clean,christian porn honest! | |
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nickandmon said: We own no porn or sex toys. Don't see the need to. The human body has many interesting parts and all can be used creatively.
...says the man (?) who has sex on a regular basis | |
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Christopher said: oh my gosh...umm calhoun i would be comfortable talking of this sort of thing... i have porn but i swear its good clean,christian porn honest!
wonders what "christian porn" would be like... | |
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CalhounSq said: Where do you keep them? Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Would a tug on your nightstand drawer reveal a two-pronged vibrator? Or do you hide them deep in the most cluttered closed, beneath a floor-board in a locked box??
If you have any, where do you keep your porn and/or sex toys? disclaimer: I'm simply following the sexed-up theme of many active threads in GD right now. I'm completely innocent & have no sex toys or porn. Thank you. Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Ok, I laughed out loud! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: CalhounSq said: Where do you keep them? Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Would a tug on your nightstand drawer reveal a two-pronged vibrator? Or do you hide them deep in the most cluttered closed, beneath a floor-board in a locked box??
If you have any, where do you keep your porn and/or sex toys? disclaimer: I'm simply following the sexed-up theme of many active threads in GD right now. I'm completely innocent & have no sex toys or porn. Thank you. Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Ok, I laughed out loud! hi musey whats in your porno collection? your list gets mine! | |
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CalhounSq said: Where do you keep them? Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Would a tug on your nightstand drawer reveal a two-pronged vibrator? Or do you hide them deep in the most cluttered closed, beneath a floor-board in a locked box??
If you have any, where do you keep your porn and/or sex toys? disclaimer: I'm simply following the sexed-up theme of many active threads in GD right now. I'm completely innocent & have no sex toys or porn. Thank you. Hidden in a drawer where it's not obvious to snoopers! Some others are in a desk drawer. Hehehe "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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It honestly didn't occur to me (us) to buy any porn or toys for the longest time. That's what hands are for, dammit! Plus, hands are free. Toys cost money. But we finally got old enough to have couple-friends and realized that we are the only ones . Everyone else has a porn collection and a toy box. Here we are in the dark ages, and everyone else is wired. Innocent young fools we were. . .thinking that all you needed for sex were bodies. . .
I think it would be cool to get a little box at a craft store or whatever that looks like a treasure chest and keep it by the bed. | |
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tackam said: It honestly didn't occur to me (us) to buy any porn or toys for the longest time. That's what hands are for, dammit! Plus, hands are free. Toys cost money. But we finally got old enough to have couple-friends and realized that we are the only ones . Everyone else has a porn collection and a toy box. Here we are in the dark ages, and everyone else is wired. Innocent young fools we were. . .thinking that all you needed for sex were bodies. . .
I think it would be cool to get a little box at a craft store or whatever that looks like a treasure chest and keep it by the bed.
I'm working on something like that, my collection is getting... BIG :O | |
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CalhounSq said: tackam said: It honestly didn't occur to me (us) to buy any porn or toys for the longest time. That's what hands are for, dammit! Plus, hands are free. Toys cost money. But we finally got old enough to have couple-friends and realized that we are the only ones . Everyone else has a porn collection and a toy box. Here we are in the dark ages, and everyone else is wired. Innocent young fools we were. . .thinking that all you needed for sex were bodies. . .
I think it would be cool to get a little box at a craft store or whatever that looks like a treasure chest and keep it by the bed.
I'm working on something like that, my collection is getting... BIG :O LOL! Care to recommend any favorites? Orgnote me if you're shy (yeah. . .right. . .). | |
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CalhounSq said: Christopher said: oh my gosh...umm calhoun i would be comfortable talking of this sort of thing... i have porn but i swear its good clean,christian porn honest!
wonders what "christian porn" would be like... | |
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Christopher said: Muse2noPharaoh said: CalhounSq said: Where do you keep them? Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Would a tug on your nightstand drawer reveal a two-pronged vibrator? Or do you hide them deep in the most cluttered closed, beneath a floor-board in a locked box??
If you have any, where do you keep your porn and/or sex toys? disclaimer: I'm simply following the sexed-up theme of many active threads in GD right now. I'm completely innocent & have no sex toys or porn. Thank you. Are you bold enough to have "Anal Invaders" on your living room bookshelf? Ok, I laughed out loud! hi musey whats in your porno collection? your list gets mine! Tony has mine! Ask him! I should hear yours however just incase I have missed anything! | |
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tackam said: CalhounSq said: tackam said: It honestly didn't occur to me (us) to buy any porn or toys for the longest time. That's what hands are for, dammit! Plus, hands are free. Toys cost money. But we finally got old enough to have couple-friends and realized that we are the only ones . Everyone else has a porn collection and a toy box. Here we are in the dark ages, and everyone else is wired. Innocent young fools we were. . .thinking that all you needed for sex were bodies. . .
I think it would be cool to get a little box at a craft store or whatever that looks like a treasure chest and keep it by the bed.
I'm working on something like that, my collection is getting... BIG :O LOL! Care to recommend any favorites? Orgnote me if you're shy (yeah. . .right. . .). I'd been hearing about the Hitachi Magic Wand for years but always stuck w/ smaller stuff. Let's just say the Magic Wand lives up to it's reputation The attachments are worth checking out as well The Rabbit Pearl is WEAK, don't try it... The Beaver is a good one... I'm eyeballing some new stuff, I'll let you know if it's any good, LOLOL... | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: hi musey whats in your porno collection? your list gets mine! Tony has mine! Ask him! I should hear yours however just incase I have missed anything![/quote] damn that must be some collection if it travels state to state | |
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