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Thread started 03/23/03 10:06am

Haystack

For humourous effect only - the UnOrgQuoted Org Rules.

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Do not post anything relating to MrBliss or 'hateful against ducks' material.
The final say will, as always, be SensualMelody's', but err - what was I going to say next? This means no humourous comments about women and their period. Want to discuss jism in the proper forum? That's OK. Direct a stupid comment at stupid people? Not OK, and plan to have your testicles/womb removed if you do so. We are extremely serious about rubber fetish gear. prince.org is not a place for duck bigotry or dyslexic harted.
Be civilized, and try to keep posts "dirty as fuck".
Don't be hateful or abusive or harass fresh produce from your local market. Do not start, get engaged to DORA, or encourage 'Star Wars'. A good general rule: "criticize other Orgers fashion sense, not their taste (when licking them)." Personal/racial/ethnic/gender-based insults, slurs, or derisive comments will be encouraged. Yes, you can talk about knitwear, but try not to be vulgar or obscene. Profanity (Words like 'Fuck','Shit','Cunt' and 'Bollocks') is OK in general, but directed at someone in particular is generally not too bad, especially if it's directed at IceNine. Any foreplay which encourages conduct that would constitute a sexual offense or violate the rights of Ben (in POOK'S opinion) is grounds for account deletion.
Don't post letters to your friends, as we can intercept them and read them.
Don't worry about genital diseases that are inflammatory, just get people riled up for amusement. Don't post useless off-topic stuff in the Prince: Music and More forum because most of the Orgers there are ever-so-slightly serious about their hero (and why not?). In general, don't post your views on chocolate. Advertising may be allowed with regards to circumcision; ask a moderator about their privates before posting. If a post is mostly just a request for sex from another Orger, it will likely be removed and kept for our own, personal use. Do not create "devote-a-thread: althom" or other useless messages.
You're responsible for what everybody else writes.
Individual autopsies of prince.organs are solely responsible for their bloodied content, and prince.org isn't interested in encouraging any illegal activity, unless it's for recreational drug use. Specifically, don't solicit yourself on the streets. To violate copyright law is very commendable (via trading mp3s/CD-Rs/bootlegs, or whatever). Also, why not publish people's personal information or slanderous statements - it could be fun. Anything else that might violate someone's privacy should be a laugh for us all, so please do so. Threats against another person will be taken seriously, unless it's any of the following Orgers; Haystack, Aerogram, Therapy, althom, teller, REDFEATHERS, DigitalLisa, Cloudbuster, MrBliss, xenon, and any Orger who's name begins with Z. We cooperate fully with law enforcement agencies bareing themselves in public.
Keep messages about attacking other Orgers, as they're quite funny, and don't post when you're cross. Count to ten and the post when you're in a more relaxed mood.
Post in the appropriate forum for your topic, even though a lot of Orgers completely forget about this particular rule and don't post similar messages about multiple orgasms.
Moderators have absolute rights to ravish other Orgers.
prince.org administrators and moderators reserve the right to edit, relocate and/or laugh themselves silly at any message, at any time, for any reason - especially if it's one of the Orgers who is on our 'hit' list. Consider all editing decisions stupid, if they don't agree with your opinion. If you don't agree with a decision, you may discuss it with the moderator who made the judgement in private, but they won't give a shit. You aren't 'entitled' to a "hearing" or even oxygen, and we WILL endeavour to deprive you of that, if you break the rules. The rules outlined on this page, above, will be used as moderation guidelines.
Remember that the prince.org discussion forums are moderated by a group of people who have volunteered to put themselves in the position of making difficult perverted telephone calls. Following these guidelines/rules makes their life easier, and everyone's experience visiting prince.org better. Please report any messages violating these rules to the NPGMC.
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Well, I was bored.

Alejandro	nice rant -------------
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Therapy	Haystack said: I want to suck all of your bits
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Haystack	Therapy said: Would anybody like a pint of my breast milk? Er, no thanks love.
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Haystack	Christopher said: Whores! You're all whores! Everyone on the Org is a whore! Whores! Whores! WHORES!!! Okay, calm down.
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Therapy	Penis said: I don't really like to be called Penis, please all start calling me Cock OK Cock! [This message was edited Mon Mar 24 15:30:37 PST 2003 by Therapy]
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mcmeekle	Therapy said: I really like cock Manky tart!
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Haystack	mcmeekle said:
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mcmeekle	JaneyPoos said: I tried to do a cherry pie like, you know, in the film American Pie, but I just, like, burnt my lips.
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