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Thread started 05/21/15 10:07pm

funkpill

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I Was Once Invited To A Theater To Watch A Pornographic Horror Movie

But I was too scared to come. confused

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Reply #1 posted 05/22/15 12:08am

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Reply #2 posted 05/22/15 12:47am

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I would be too. omfg

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Reply #3 posted 05/22/15 2:35am

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lol
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Reply #4 posted 05/22/15 2:36am

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I guess it wasn't as hard as u thought it would b




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Reply #5 posted 05/22/15 2:52am

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lol

I think it's brave.

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Reply #6 posted 05/22/15 3:46am

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lol lol
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Reply #7 posted 05/22/15 4:56am

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Reply #8 posted 05/22/15 7:52am

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falloff lol lol lol lol lol lol lol falloff

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Reply #9 posted 05/22/15 7:54am

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Happy Friday!!! biggrin


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Reply #10 posted 05/22/15 12:40pm

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gotta laugh at the english language sometimes...

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Reply #11 posted 05/22/15 1:12pm

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A young saxophone player named Jim was trying to break into the music business. One day Jim's agent called and told him to report to the studio. He had a job recording a movie soundtrack!

Jim showed up and played some really mellow music all day. After all the tracks were finished, Jim asked his agent, "What movie will my music be in? I want everyone to see it and hear me play!"

His agent said, "Weel, Jim - I didn't want to tell you this up front but you just recorded the soundtrack for a porn movie. But it comes out next week and will be showing at the local adult cinema".

Jim figured, oh well. Work is work. And when the movie opened the next week, Jim went.

But he went in disguise, with a hat, glasses and a coat pulled way up high. He took a seat in the balcony where the only other patrons were an elderly couple.

The movie was hardcore! Everybody did everything imaginable with everyone else. And then a dog came onscreen and banged all the women and half the men!

Jim was mortified. He turned to the elderly couple and said, "I'm not really into this stuff. I just came to hear my music".

"That's OK," said the old man. "We just came to see our dog!"

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Reply #12 posted 05/22/15 5:21pm

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confused lol

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Reply #13 posted 05/23/15 6:28am

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RodeoSchro said:

A young saxophone player named Jim was trying to break into the music business. One day Jim's agent called and told him to report to the studio. He had a job recording a movie soundtrack!

Jim showed up and played some really mellow music all day. After all the tracks were finished, Jim asked his agent, "What movie will my music be in? I want everyone to see it and hear me play!"

His agent said, "Weel, Jim - I didn't want to tell you this up front but you just recorded the soundtrack for a porn movie. But it comes out next week and will be showing at the local adult cinema".

Jim figured, oh well. Work is work. And when the movie opened the next week, Jim went.

But he went in disguise, with a hat, glasses and a coat pulled way up high. He took a seat in the balcony where the only other patrons were an elderly couple.

The movie was hardcore! Everybody did everything imaginable with everyone else. And then a dog came onscreen and banged all the women and half the men!

Jim was mortified. He turned to the elderly couple and said, "I'm not really into this stuff. I just came to hear my music".

"That's OK," said the old man. "We just came to see our dog!"

Bwah Hahahahahaha

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #14 posted 05/27/15 8:06am

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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