My stoopid ass...I work at stoopid-ass Party City. I get a call yesterday at work. This woman says she wants a beer funnel hat or something like that, or to that effect. I told her we dont sell beer bong hats but that we do have a hat with several novelties on it like a bottle opener amd shot glass and other b/s. Which she replies with, "can u describe it?". After I hold the line I say to myself out loud, " if u want that much detail go motherfucking shopping yourself!". But i digress. I went found the item and another that consisted of a beer mug....yup...a hat in the shape of a beer mug.

I describe said items to lady in greater detail. She says it sounds great! Then says she is Maya Rudolph's sister. Says that Maya is giving a commencement speech at LSU and wanted a hat with alcohol implications to wear at some point during the speech. She wants me to 'hold' it for her/her sister, that she would be in to pick it up. My ballsy ass says that I inly halfway believe her, but that the item swould be 'held' at the front counter under the name 'Rudolph'. I told he i would go ahead and hold it for a 'fellow prince fan'. She said...yes Maya is a huge prince fan and also the lead singer of 'princess'. A high-yellow girl, only vaguely reminiscent of maya(mostly cuzz the yellow alone)with a guy did come in and purchase said items, but I'm looking for people that went to that commencement to confirm with them that Maya wore one of these silly hats or not.

I'm certain Maya did the speech at LSU...it was all over the local papers...
And I'm 'high-yellow' myself, or i should say have been 'accused' of such...so whatever.

It was also incredible as to how many people at Party City had no clue who Maya Rudolph was....even the thirty-summin's didn't know .
[Edited 5/15/15 6:16am]