fellas... a question... what technique do you use when you've seductively made your way down towards a ladies "womanhood", making her think you're about to perform oral... only to find that it's really not a particularly refreshing bouquet? ... how do you avoid following through with your obvious intentions, without upsetting the lady in question?... i have found it best to continue down for a healthy bout of toe sucking... but i'd be interested to know what other methods gents have used ... and it may just help the single dudes out there... as if this ever happens to them...i can just imagine them thinking "now what did it say to do on that org thread?"

MrBliss said:

FIND A NEW WOMAN...NOW!

HighNote said:

this isn't something that i have to deal with any more... but it has happened once or twice when i was single

MrBliss said:

:LOL:

Well Mr.

I've only once found myself in this boat. I got there and it was clearly apparent that my dinner that evening was not suitable to my palete. I thought 'Sod it' and gave it my best shot anyway.

Afterwards, I stretched out, smiled sweetly at her and whispered 'Your turn'.

She said 'What?'

I replied softly 'It's your turn now'.

'You're kidding. No way!'


Let's just say, although this incident was not mentioned in our parting conversation, I did dump her very soon afterwards.


I'm not sure what the moral of this story is, just don't be a chump!

daned said:

you deserve a medal... i commend your courage

MrBliss said:

The best way to know before hand if its gonna be a clean is to first, as your getting started in the sex act, while your making out... let your hands wonder around her body... start at the tits... grab them... and begin licking them... then while your sucking them... reach down with your hand to her ... finger her... then bring your hand back to the boobs... as if your cupping her and without her noticing smell your fingers... if it doesnt have an odor... then it is safe to proceed goin down!!

you can also feel if she has too much hair down there.

if you have any questions feel free to org note me.

I hope this helps you guys

as always im soft and wet




:LOL:

MrBliss said:

If I've worked my way down her stomach, past her pubic hair to find an interesting fragrance, I just flip her onto her front and start my way north, up her back via her arse, still kissing as I go. I will eventually find myself back at her neck. I then ask "What was my lap-time?"

If the smell has killed my ardour, I'll make a game of beating my best lap-time, until she either falls asleep or leaves.
The only problem with this is if I forget my stopwatch.

softNwet said:

I do this, but with men (as I am a girl). Men can be pretty greazy down there at times. I do that check on them myself.

But this is all in the past now because I'm married, and therefore only have to do the test on one person now.

...

You sick PHUCK!

Paisley said:

what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens

MrBliss said:

Yeah...what are we supposed to do? NOT have a strategy? We don't want to hurt her feelings, after all.

teller said:

exactly!

MrBliss said:

It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie.

Paisley said:

no

MrBliss said:

Yeah Ok

Paisley said:

why did you wink?

MrBliss said:

Cause I know your lying about shit!

Paisley said:

no you don't

MrBliss said:

Paisley said:

explain what you mean, oh enlightened one

MrBliss said:

I dont have to explain myself, you know damn well what I men.

Paisley said:

no...i want you to come right out and say what you mean

MrBliss said:

Never!

I used to be friends with this guy that had never gone down on a woman because of this very reason... he was afraid that she would not only taste bad, but that she would smell less than pretty down there. At the time, he was 26 years old and had avoided doing it all of those years...

I can't believe you men, what y'all think y'all balls smell good all the time Do you know what FDS really mean, Funky D*ck sydrome, maybe she funky cuz of some elses funky balls look us women aren't the ones who have skid marks in their draws

DigitalLisa said:

DigitalLisa said:

OH SHIT! :LOL::LOL: