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Thread started 05/07/15 11:16pm

funkpill

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Three Couples Marry And Stay At The Same Hotel For Their Honeymoons

Where they're taken care of by the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. The bellboy thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot."

The second man married a telephone operator.

The bellboy thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."

The third man married a school teacher.

The bellboy thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid."

The next morning, the bellboy reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband.

He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse.

All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"

Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator.

All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"

Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher.

All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get it right.'" confused

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Reply #1 posted 05/08/15 5:37am

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Reply #2 posted 05/08/15 5:54am

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Reply #3 posted 05/08/15 8:36am

wildgoldenhone
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lol

Thinking ahead, I was thinking the punchline would have a spanking with a ruler by some chance. shrug

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Reply #4 posted 05/08/15 10:31am

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lol

Where's chocolate1 ?

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #5 posted 05/08/15 10:49am

morningsong

lol

Que "Hot for Teacher"

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Reply #6 posted 05/08/15 12:13pm

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giggle

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Reply #7 posted 05/08/15 2:20pm

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morningsong said:

lol

Que "Hot for Teacher"


U knkw...van halen was on jimmi Kimmel the other day...and David lee Roth's ancient ass was up on stage singing that bullshit...it was downright stoopid and sad...and filthily awkward.
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Reply #8 posted 05/08/15 2:50pm

JoeTyler

lol lol

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Reply #9 posted 05/08/15 2:57pm

KingBAD

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #10 posted 05/09/15 12:07pm

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lol

"Teacher, teacher
I may not love you
But you're the teacher
I try to do what you want me to
I know you get lonely
But you gotta know
It wasn't love
Let me tell you honey
I'm just a young girl
Don't think I know it enough

Teacher, teacher
I don't wanna get an A
Teacher, teacher
There's gotta be a better way

I'm sick and tired of makin' plans
Without makin' up my mind (Make up your mind)
Teacher, teacher
Can't you see I just need a little time
I know you've been cryin'
Just think that you're not alone
Just cry me a river
It's what you'll deliver
We have to do it on the floor

Teacher, teacher
I don't wanna get an A
Teacher, teacher
There's gotta be a better way

(Woohoo, yeah)
Teacher, teacher
I've been tryin' to get you down
But why should you get used to somebody
Who won't be around
I know you get discouraged
Cause you wanna do it all the time

Honey I can't let you use my body
The same way you use my mind

Teacher, teacher
I don't wanna get an A
Teacher, teacher
There's gotta be a better way"


"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #11 posted 05/17/15 6:24am

ThisOne

lol
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Reply #12 posted 05/19/15 2:40pm

chocolate1

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ohgoon geek


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #13 posted 05/19/15 2:44pm

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PurpleJedi said:

lol

Where's chocolate1 ?

I haven't been on in a while! redface

Thanks to HuMpThAnG for letting me know! wink


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #14 posted 05/21/15 3:15pm

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chocolate1 said:

PurpleJedi said:

lol

Where's chocolate1 ?

I haven't been on in a while! redface

Thanks to HuMpThAnG for letting me know! wink

wink quite welcome

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