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Thread about Cows I have been gone for awhile...actually not gone but my special keyboad built for hooves broke and it has taken forever to get another one.
So now that I am back, I think a thread about cows would be just awesome. Please contribute with cow hero stories, cute cow pictures, or posts that extol on all the virtues of the cow. I want to feel cow love on this thread. Frankly I need it because I feel somewhat unattractive and a tad bloated lately and need the love. So let's cow it up in the Org.
(Please do not post anything positive on this thread about horses. I love my animal brethern but horses are jerks and do not deserve anything positive said about them. Thank you.) Eat Mor Horses | |
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As you know Darkseid captured 5000 cows from Earth because he wanted to open up a Carl's Jr. on Apokolips. I'm happy to report the JLA was able to rescue all the cows. | |
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I would pay to see this movie. I also think Cow V Horse would rival Batman V Superman in box office grosses. "Do horses bleed. You will!"
[Edited 4/27/15 13:34pm] [Edited 4/27/15 13:34pm] Eat Mor Horses | |
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Mama had a chicken! Mama had a cow! Dad was proud, he didn't care how. Cow! Chicken! Cow and Chicken!
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Cow, you will be interested to know that I am the Vice Chairman of The Longhorn Project. Students from surrounding schools get Longhorn calves to raise and show. The cool part is they are raised on the grounds of NASA - not 100 yards from spaceships, including a Saturn V Rocket! | |
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Wow! That is pretty cool. Cows are always reaching for the stars but it is a little harder when you weigh several hundred pounds. It's time to send a cow to the moon!
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. Is Lady Gaga drawing comic books now?
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You are a friend to cows. This is so nice to hear, cows in a different type of environment. We get the milking thing and the farm thing but how cool a life those cows may live, always something interesting to see or hear. Really cool. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Vampire Cows
Crystal Cows
Cow'd out. | |
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chinese funeral dancing cow | |
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tap dancing cow | |
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This thread is mooving me.
I made a funny. Eat Mor Horses | |
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You can try to resist cows but you will fail. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Is it a stand-off...or something else?
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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^ i think that cow is about to fly over and land on the owl's head | |
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sexy inflatable cow bull cow [Edited 4/27/15 21:48pm] [Edited 4/27/15 21:48pm] | |
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cow who watches sexy inflatable | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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What??????????????? | |
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Holy cow! | |
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Some of these are making me laugh so hard, milk is coming out of my nose. Probably need to get that checked out, not sure if that supposed to happen to cows. Eat Mor Horses | |
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cows are shluts whenever I go to a dairy, the cows get around me with the big moisty pussies wide open, gross and wrong
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There are a few of us that would like to have a word with you after that last comment. You are headed for a human tipping.
[Edited 4/28/15 11:45am] Eat Mor Horses | |
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Does cow tipping actually exist? The cows I knew as a kid wouldn't allow humans to knock them over. My cousin messed with my Grandfather's milk cow June when she had "milk fever" and she charged him. If he hadn't leaped over the closed half-door on the barn, he would've been gored. June gored the barn door instead and broke half a horn off, leaving it buried in wood instead of in my cousin's ass... He learned a lesson; he never messed with cows again, especially not the yearling bull 7-Up who came along later... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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I'm gonna tame you all! | |
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For the record the X-Men did nothing to help those poor cows on Apokolips. | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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This thread is a load of bull. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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