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the yucky vagina dodge fellas... a question... what technique do you use when you've seductively made your way down towards a ladies "womanhood", making her think you're about to perform oral... only to find that it's really not a particularly refreshing bouquet? ... how do you avoid following through with your obvious intentions, without upsetting the lady in question?... i have found it best to continue down for a healthy bout of toe sucking... but i'd be interested to know what other methods gents have used ... and it may just help the single dudes out there... as if this ever happens to them...i can just imagine them thinking "now what did it say to do on that org thread?" | |
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MrBliss said: fellas... a question... what technique do you use when you've seductively made your way down towards a ladies "womanhood", making her think you're about to perform oral... only to find that it's really not a particularly refreshing bouquet? ... how do you avoid following through with your obvious intentions, without upsetting the lady in question?... i have found it best to continue down for a healthy bout of toe sucking... but i'd be interested to know what other methods gents have used ... and it may just help the single dudes out there... as if this ever happens to them...i can just imagine them thinking "now what did it say to do on that org thread?"
FIND A NEW WOMAN...NOW! | |
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HighNote said: FIND A NEW WOMAN...NOW!
this isn't something that i have to deal with any more... but it has happened once or twice when i was single | |
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MrBliss said: ...not a particularly refreshing bouquet?
:LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Well Mr.
I've only once found myself in this boat. I got there and it was clearly apparent that my dinner that evening was not suitable to my palete. I thought 'Sod it' and gave it my best shot anyway. Afterwards, I stretched out, smiled sweetly at her and whispered 'Your turn'. She said 'What?' I replied softly 'It's your turn now'. 'You're kidding. No way!' Let's just say, although this incident was not mentioned in our parting conversation, I did dump her very soon afterwards. I'm not sure what the moral of this story is, just don't be a chump! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: I thought 'Sod it' and gave it my best shot anyway.
you deserve a medal... i commend your courage | |
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Ex-Moderator | MrBliss said: i can just imagine them thinking "now what did it say to do on that org thread?"
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The best way to know before hand if its gonna be a clean is to first, as your getting started in the sex act, while your making out... let your hands wonder around her body... start at the tits... grab them... and begin licking them... then while your sucking them... reach down with your hand to her ... finger her... then bring your hand back to the boobs... as if your cupping her and without her noticing smell your fingers... if it doesnt have an odor... then it is safe to proceed goin down!!
you can also feel if she has too much hair down there. if you have any questions feel free to org note me. I hope this helps you guys as always im soft and wet :LOL: Hey lover..ive got a sugarcane...that I wanna lose in you...baby can you stand the pain | |
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MrBliss said: fellas... a question... what technique do you use when you've seductively made your way down towards a ladies "womanhood", making her think you're about to perform oral... only to find that it's really not a particularly refreshing bouquet? ... how do you avoid following through with your obvious intentions, without upsetting the lady in question?... i have found it best to continue down for a healthy bout of toe sucking... but i'd be interested to know what other methods gents have used ... and it may just help the single dudes out there... as if this ever happens to them...i can just imagine them thinking "now what did it say to do on that org thread?"
If I've worked my way down her stomach, past her pubic hair to find an interesting fragrance, I just flip her onto her front and start my way north, up her back via her arse, still kissing as I go. I will eventually find myself back at her neck. I then ask "What was my lap-time?" If the smell has killed my ardour, I'll make a game of beating my best lap-time, until she either falls asleep or leaves. The only problem with this is if I forget my stopwatch. | |
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softNwet said: The best way to know before hand if its gonna be a clean is to first, as your getting started in the sex act, while your making out... let your hands wonder around her body... start at the tits... grab them... and begin licking them... then while your sucking them... reach down with your hand to her ... finger her... then bring your hand back to the boobs... as if your cupping her and without her noticing smell your fingers... if it doesnt have an odor... then it is safe to proceed goin down!!
you can also feel if she has too much hair down there. if you have any questions feel free to org note me. I hope this helps you guys as always im soft and wet :LOL: I do this, but with men (as I am a girl). Men can be pretty greazy down there at times. I do that check on them myself. But this is all in the past now because I'm married, and therefore only have to do the test on one person now. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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... Hey lover..ive got a sugarcane...that I wanna lose in you...baby can you stand the pain | |
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You sick PHUCK! | |
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Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens | |
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MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens Yeah...what are we supposed to do? NOT have a strategy? We don't want to hurt her feelings, after all. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens Yeah...what are we supposed to do? NOT have a strategy? We don't want to hurt her feelings, after all. exactly! | |
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MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. | |
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Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no | |
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MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok | |
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Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok why did you wink? | |
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MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok why did you wink? Cause I know your lying about shit! | |
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Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok why did you wink? Cause I know your lying about shit! no you don't | |
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MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok why did you wink? Cause I know your lying about shit! no you don't | |
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Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok why did you wink? Cause I know your lying about shit! no you don't explain what you mean, oh enlightened one | |
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MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok why did you wink? Cause I know your lying about shit! no you don't explain what you mean, oh enlightened one I dont have to explain myself, you know damn well what I men. | |
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Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok why did you wink? Cause I know your lying about shit! no you don't explain what you mean, oh enlightened one I dont have to explain myself, you know damn well what I men. no...i want you to come right out and say what you mean | |
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MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: MrBliss said: Paisley said: You sick PHUCK!
what's sick about this thread? ... this shit happens It happens to you all the time doesn't it? poor poor little duckie. no Yeah Ok why did you wink? Cause I know your lying about shit! no you don't explain what you mean, oh enlightened one I dont have to explain myself, you know damn well what I men. no...i want you to come right out and say what you mean Never! | |
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I used to be friends with this guy that had never gone down on a woman because of this very reason... he was afraid that she would not only taste bad, but that she would smell less than pretty down there. At the time, he was 26 years old and had avoided doing it all of those years... | |
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I can't believe you men, what y'all think y'all balls smell good all the time Do you know what FDS really mean, Funky D*ck sydrome, maybe she funky cuz of some elses funky balls look us women aren't the ones who have skid marks in their draws | |
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DigitalLisa said: I can't believe you men, what y'all think y'all balls smell good all the time Do you know what FDS really mean, Funky D*ck sydrome, maybe she funky cuz of some elses funky balls look us women aren't the ones who have skid marks in their draws
Hey lover..ive got a sugarcane...that I wanna lose in you...baby can you stand the pain | |
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DigitalLisa said: I can't believe you men, what y'all think y'all balls smell good all the time Do you know what FDS really mean, Funky D*ck sydrome, maybe she funky cuz of some elses funky balls look us women aren't the ones who have skid marks in their draws
OH SHIT! :LOL::LOL: | |
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