When I lived at home I would only buy porn DVDs because they were so easy to hide. In fact I would throw blank cd labels over top of them and give them generic names, like they were computer programs or something.

I have a huge wooden chest in my room with a lock on it that I would keep stuff in, including "toys". My parents got me the chest when I was younger to lock up stuff from my sister and brother, cuz we were always fighting. I've had it ever since.

I have to admit, I do have a little KC Hart shrine in my
house. I'd post some pictures, but I think I'd be banned
from the org.