IKEA sucks

hmm. kinda like tachiyomi in japan, where folks stand in the bookstore for hours, reading the books yet never buying them... i wonder if someone fell off a bed and hit their head or something?

IKEA is my favorite spot to pick up hot , lonely women...so desperate..so lonely.s o sexy..

nuttin butt fond memories back when I used to spend whole summers there eatin icecream...drinking coffee...chekcing out them females..ha ha ha ..

IKEA is the place to be if you got game....if you aint got game you better step your game up butt still...even if oyu aint got game its like dynamite fishing ..they so desperate...so gullible..so lonely...thats why summertime is that season of the year as far as IKEA goes...them females is hott..sunshine...hormones...dressed much better too..

Likke i ask them for help...advice...to help me pick the right mattress....hop on it...tell em how lonely I am butt still need a matress for action...Action Jackson...hopping on that mattress...with her....just so I can see if its good enough for two...cause it takes two make a thing go right butt sometimes it takes three if yall catch my drift hahaha....my roommate Bo and I usually pick em up seperately..butt sometimes we end up together...when the summers are hot and the nights are sweaty...sweaty...the sweat of your body covers me...can you my darling...can you picture this...butt that was that 84 vibe when peeps were more uptight and not really into DP...still doing threesomes fo sho butt not DPing em...so these days we make sure to use a good mattress...

thing is I already got one of those morgedal mattresses for likke 299 bucks buttI think I´m gon get a better one likke one of those big ass thick ass like one of those spring mattresses if yall know what I mean like on that Dirtymind album cover?

how yall like them plants at IKIA ? like them bigass fake fig trees they kinda sexxy butt I guess most folks prefer those little palm trees they got? how yall like the food at IKIA? YAY or NAY?

me?

Im more of a hot dog person...butt yeah, those IKEA meatballs taste pretty good...I buy em so I can make some meatballs wit spagitti with some marinara sauce. so yummy.

so yall like meatballs?

morningsong said:

Wow, OK. yeah there are a lot of young women there. Granted I personally am not interested, I could see some folks using it as a pickup place. Never bought a plant there in fact I've never noticed the plastic palms I'm very good at focusing in on what I want to buy and kind of dismissing what I don't. Never eaten any of the food, I usually just want to go after traversing that maze.

you know they must be lonely when they go to IKIA all alone...so you know they desperate..so longing...yearning..with that burning desire inside...that fire and desire...

the food is aight as far ass Im concerned ...I treat them to a hot dog and a soft drink ..or if Im extranice and the ladies deserve more attention its coffee and a donut for dessert...or even one of those sundae like icecreams..you know those icecreams for a dollar or so? ....timing and making the right investment...making the right choices....doing the right thing at the right time and the right place is everything my friend....you gotta pimp to eat and hustle to survive...butt likke I said...timing is everything ..you know they desperate butt you should not come across ass such.

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morningsong said:

Personally I just found it hilarious since there have been many a times the thought has crossed my mind of just stretching out in that store, it does look comfy at times. But that's something I'd never do, like who'd do something like that? People are really bold sometimes. And it is the perfect hide n seek place, even with a damned map. Well at least its not as cluttered as Walmart which drives me mad, that alone runs me to Target.

i'd be too afraid to fall asleep like that, with strangers around.

crap. i just realized, i'm crawling with phobias

morningsong said:

A woman has to go escorted/chaperoned to shop? Interesting. You've must have worked there you seem to know the ropes?

Nah man, just being nice to the ladies thats all...nahmean? likke they say, food paves the way into a lady´s heart...so Im just being supernice..

basically just being myself you know?

just extranice.

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morningsong said:

Personally I just found it hilarious since there have been many a times the thought has crossed my mind of just stretching out in that store, it does look comfy at times. But that's something I'd never do, like who'd do something like that? People are really bold sometimes. And it is the perfect hide n seek place, even with a damned map. Well at least its not as cluttered as Walmart which drives me mad, that alone runs me to Target.

i'd be too afraid to fall asleep like that, with strangers around.

crap. i just realized, i'm crawling with phobias

or saliva running down your chin or you wake up with a hard on...now that would be weird

like my roommate he makes those weird moves when he´s asleep and has sexy dreams....ha ha ha...he also snores like a mawfucka...haha ha

he aight tho ...

morningsong said:

So you just randomly hanging out at these stores? I know the employees are entertained watching the security footage, probably taking bets if you score. I ain't mad at cha though, some folks like that takes all kinds to make the world go. I can't imagine public sleeping being very pretty but hey if you need the zzz's you need the zzz's.

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