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A DAY IN THE LIFE!!! I AM KING BAD,
A.K.A. 00769BAD AND DAMN IT'S GOOD BEIN ME. I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK INTO ALL THE REASONS THAT IT SUCKS TO BE YOU, WE'VE COVERED THAT BEFORE. AND I SHALL AVOID BEING OVERLY BOASTFUL. SO WHUT THE FUCK IS YOUR PLAN FOR THE DAY. ME? WHUTEVER I WANT TO DO, I DO. i am KING BAD!!!
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What the fuck is my plan for the day? I just quit my night job and am currently searching for a new one. Last night I was propositioned to become a stripper downtown. Of course I said "hell no"... but Lord, I'd be making four times as much as I do at Allstate! 
My refrigerator is empty and I haven't eaten for almost two days  lovin' it! 
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It's a beautiful spring day in MPLS!
The sun is shining, birds are singing, and my spirits are high!!! What am I gonna do? Heck if I know.  | |
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I am going to fucking work out and then shoot some fucking hoops. I will then clean up a little bit while watching some fucking college basketball. | |
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lovemachine said: I am going to fucking work out and then shoot some fucking hoops. I will then clean up a little bit while watching some fucking college basketball.
That's a lot of fucking... Did you see the Duke game last night? "He needs to take it hard to the hole." "He just can't seem to get it up." "He needs to get down low and spread it..." -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: I am going to fucking work out and then shoot some fucking hoops. I will then clean up a little bit while watching some fucking college basketball.
That's a lot of fucking... Did you see the Duke game last night? "He needs to take it hard to the hole." "He just can't seem to get it up." "He needs to get down low and spread it..." :LOL: i am KING BAD!!!
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KingBAD said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: I am going to fucking work out and then shoot some fucking hoops. I will then clean up a little bit while watching some fucking college basketball.
That's a lot of fucking... Did you see the Duke game last night? "He needs to take it hard to the hole." "He just can't seem to get it up." "He needs to get down low and spread it..." :LOL: There was other ones too... I swear, I think the commentators planned to say shit like that. The first one was "He needs to take it hard to the hole" and I went like  and then I busted out laughing. My brother laughed along with me. We found it quite hilarious! And then all these others ones started...It was interesting.
And then, conveniently, to ball players collided, and fell in the "69" position. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: I am going to fucking work out and then shoot some fucking hoops. I will then clean up a little bit while watching some fucking college basketball.
That's a lot of fucking... Did you see the Duke game last night? "He needs to take it hard to the hole." "He just can't seem to get it up." "He needs to get down low and spread it..." Nope, but I did watch the Wisconsin game and the end of the Gonzaga game (damn). Did anyone have to go to the bench for a quick blow? I always love it when they say that. | |
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lovemachine said: Nope, but I did watch the Wisconsin game and the end of the Gonzaga game (damn).
Did anyone have to go to the bench for a quick blow? I always love it when they say that. You better not be telling me you wanted Gonzaga to win. I about had a fucking fit. I was yelling and everything. I'd of been livid if Arizona had lost... Well, I was livid anyway.
And no, no one went for a quick blow. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: Nope, but I did watch the Wisconsin game and the end of the Gonzaga game (damn).
Did anyone have to go to the bench for a quick blow? I always love it when they say that. You better not be telling me you wanted Gonzaga to win. I about had a fucking fit. I was yelling and everything. I'd of been livid if Arizona had lost... Well, I was livid anyway.
And no, no one went for a quick blow. With the lone exception of Wisconsin and perhaps the Big Ten in general I always root for the lower-seeded teams. I love it when the big highly rated schools lose. | |
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lovemachine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: Nope, but I did watch the Wisconsin game and the end of the Gonzaga game (damn).
Did anyone have to go to the bench for a quick blow? I always love it when they say that. You better not be telling me you wanted Gonzaga to win. I about had a fucking fit. I was yelling and everything. I'd of been livid if Arizona had lost... Well, I was livid anyway.
And no, no one went for a quick blow. With the lone exception of Wisconsin and perhaps the Big Ten in general I always root for the lower-seeded teams. I love it when the big highly rated schools lose. I hope to goodness UK loses today. I just can't take it anymore. If they do, I'm going to find a white t-shirt and write "UTAH" across it and go to school tomorrow, and taunt everyone. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: Nope, but I did watch the Wisconsin game and the end of the Gonzaga game (damn).
Did anyone have to go to the bench for a quick blow? I always love it when they say that. You better not be telling me you wanted Gonzaga to win. I about had a fucking fit. I was yelling and everything. I'd of been livid if Arizona had lost... Well, I was livid anyway.
And no, no one went for a quick blow. With the lone exception of Wisconsin and perhaps the Big Ten in general I always root for the lower-seeded teams. I love it when the big highly rated schools lose. I hope to goodness UK loses today. I just can't take it anymore. If they do, I'm going to find a white t-shirt and write "UTAH" across it and go to school tomorrow, and taunt everyone. We'll (Wisconsin)take them out for you if Kentucky happens to win today. I'll be there in person baby! Back to the fucking thread. I have to get to those fucking weights Later Battier. | |
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KingBAD said: I AM KING BAD,
A.K.A. 00769BAD AND DAMN IT'S GOOD BEIN ME. I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK INTO ALL THE REASONS THAT IT SUCKS TO BE YOU, WE'VE COVERED THAT BEFORE. AND I SHALL AVOID BEING OVERLY BOASTFUL. SO WHUT THE FUCK IS YOUR PLAN FOR THE DAY. ME? WHUTEVER I WANT TO DO, I DO. All the work is done, I made sure of that. Today is a free day. Sundays (mornings) are easy  "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: KingBAD said: I AM KING BAD,
A.K.A. 00769BAD AND DAMN IT'S GOOD BEIN ME. I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK INTO ALL THE REASONS THAT IT SUCKS TO BE YOU, WE'VE COVERED THAT BEFORE. AND I SHALL AVOID BEING OVERLY BOASTFUL. SO WHUT THE FUCK IS YOUR PLAN FOR THE DAY. ME? WHUTEVER I WANT TO DO, I DO. All the work is done, I made sure of that. Today is a free day. Sundays (mornings) are easy NOW TAKE A DEEEP BREATH AND THINK, DAMN I WISH I WAS THAT MOTHAFUCKA!!! :LOL: i am KING BAD!!!
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KingBAD said: rdhull said: KingBAD said: I AM KING BAD,
A.K.A. 00769BAD AND DAMN IT'S GOOD BEIN ME. I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK INTO ALL THE REASONS THAT IT SUCKS TO BE YOU, WE'VE COVERED THAT BEFORE. AND I SHALL AVOID BEING OVERLY BOASTFUL. SO WHUT THE FUCK IS YOUR PLAN FOR THE DAY. ME? WHUTEVER I WANT TO DO, I DO. All the work is done, I made sure of that. Today is a free day. Sundays (mornings) are easy NOW TAKE A DEEEP BREATH AND THINK, DAMN I WISH I WAS THAT MOTHAFUCKA!!! :LOL: I always do what I want to do regardless...Im always on rdhull time. "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: KingBAD said: rdhull said: KingBAD said: I AM KING BAD,
A.K.A. 00769BAD AND DAMN IT'S GOOD BEIN ME. I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK INTO ALL THE REASONS THAT IT SUCKS TO BE YOU, WE'VE COVERED THAT BEFORE. AND I SHALL AVOID BEING OVERLY BOASTFUL. SO WHUT THE FUCK IS YOUR PLAN FOR THE DAY. ME? WHUTEVER I WANT TO DO, I DO. All the work is done, I made sure of that. Today is a free day. Sundays (mornings) are easy NOW TAKE A DEEEP BREATH AND THINK, DAMN I WISH I WAS THAT MOTHAFUCKA!!! :LOL: I always do what I want to do regardless...Im always on rdhull time. DIZAMN IT'S GOOD TO BE US!!! i am KING BAD!!!
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KingBAD said: rdhull said: KingBAD said: rdhull said: KingBAD said: I AM KING BAD,
A.K.A. 00769BAD AND DAMN IT'S GOOD BEIN ME. I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK INTO ALL THE REASONS THAT IT SUCKS TO BE YOU, WE'VE COVERED THAT BEFORE. AND I SHALL AVOID BEING OVERLY BOASTFUL. SO WHUT THE FUCK IS YOUR PLAN FOR THE DAY. ME? WHUTEVER I WANT TO DO, I DO. All the work is done, I made sure of that. Today is a free day. Sundays (mornings) are easy NOW TAKE A DEEEP BREATH AND THINK, DAMN I WISH I WAS THAT MOTHAFUCKA!!! :LOL: I always do what I want to do regardless...Im always on rdhull time. DIZAMN IT'S GOOD TO BE US!!! 
puttin feets in folks azz if they get in the way etc.. coolin out with a margarita..shit like that. . [This message was edited Sun Mar 23 13:27:32 PST 2003 by rdhull] "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: KingBAD said: rdhull said: KingBAD said: rdhull said: KingBAD said: I AM KING BAD,
A.K.A. 00769BAD AND DAMN IT'S GOOD BEIN ME. I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK INTO ALL THE REASONS THAT IT SUCKS TO BE YOU, WE'VE COVERED THAT BEFORE. AND I SHALL AVOID BEING OVERLY BOASTFUL. SO WHUT THE FUCK IS YOUR PLAN FOR THE DAY. ME? WHUTEVER I WANT TO DO, I DO. All the work is done, I made sure of that. Today is a free day. Sundays (mornings) are easy NOW TAKE A DEEEP BREATH AND THINK, DAMN I WISH I WAS THAT MOTHAFUCKA!!! :LOL: I always do what I want to do regardless...Im always on rdhull time. DIZAMN IT'S GOOD TO BE US!!!
puttin feets in folks azz if they get in the way etc.. coolin out with a margarita..shit like that. . [This message was edited Sun Mar 23 13:27:32 PST 2003 by rdhull] DON'T WORK, GOT BANK DON'T SMOKE, GOT DANK GOT CLOUT, TOP RANK BLOW A KISS IN THE STREET AND GET ASS TO SPANK DAMN, IF I WAS MUSICAL IN ANY KIND OF WAY I'LD BE DANGEROUS i am KING BAD!!!
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