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A Mute Was Arrested For Committing An Unspeakable Act
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Hey the whole joke is is in the title.   | |
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Yeah that's oneliner if ever I read one! | |
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At least they have the right to remain silent. "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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That goes without saying. | |
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Also, did you see that "The Defense Rests in Trial of Narcoleptic" in the news??? | |
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 .mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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jillybean said:
At least they have the right to remain silent. He was let off because he didn't say anything that they could hold against him in court mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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I'm speechless... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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took the words outta my mouth i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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[Edited 3/13/15 21:18pm] | |
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The fowl and unspeakable stuff around here make me shake my head. | |
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words can't describe
HOLD YO TOUNGE WOMAN!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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outta words  | |
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Like something Steven Wright might say. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Back in 89 I was joking around with my friend who wore hearing aids but she spoke normally so I didn't think anything about it. She kept clowning around because she didn't like what I was saying or asking, she was like, "What? Huh? What?". I forgot about her disability and said, "Are you deaf?". For a brief couple of seconds she gave me the widest eyes look because she thought I was making fun of her disability. Then we both bust out laughting, like "what just happenend?" | |
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What a dumb joke. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! | |
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[Edited 3/16/15 12:00pm] | |
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