Thank you 4 having the time to waste on this thread

Spose I had better make an announcement really

I would like to announce that my singing career i just made up has failed

I would also like to announce that I am infact the ghost of christmas past

I would like to announce that i have an announcement on behalf of every woman every where... or is it jus the weather girls

Janey sits at a desk trying to look important[/u]

Get out all you lonely girls [i](peering over glasses at the congregation) And leave your umbrellas at home...

(pause 4 tention)

the humidity is rising
The barometer is getting low... (licks lips and looks at all the intrigued faces)

According to our sources
the streets the police to go

(smashes fist on desk jus to make a point then calming continues)

Because tonight
4 the first time
Just about half past 10 (looking at the young ladies)
for the first time in history its gonna start raining men

Its raining men hallelujah
Its raining men amen




Can u guess that i'm bored?

JaneyPoos said:

It's actually "The street's the place to go".

roflmao... indeed it should be yes what a spadger i am

Just to clarify before theres a revolution

infact

The streets the place 2 go

the police wont help u
[This message was edited Sat Mar 22 15:10:27 PST 2003 by JaneyPoos]

JaneyPoos said:

:Lol:

Still in announcer mode

At a time like this you must really question...

Metal Guru is it true?

Well is it?

Jane

So what words of wisdom do you have for me today?

Muse... please...

1) Never eat yellow snow
2) Don't cross the road between park cars
3) When crossing the road... Look right, look left, look right again unless you're a rebel in which case look left first
4) Don't talk to strangers
5) Never go near a white van ever cos (at least in britain) everytime a crime occurs a white van is involved
6) If any1 pulls there car over while your walking... offering u sweets or to look at puppies dont i repeat DON'T accept

Keep it real... Word!
[This message was edited Sat Mar 22 15:27:54 PST 2003 by JaneyPoos]

JaneyPoos said:

:LOL: :WORSHIP:

JaneyPoos said:

Or, if you live in the U.S. or the rest of Europe, look left first, and then right. Look right first if you are a rebel.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

What's on Blue Light Special today?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

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JaneyPoos said:

I hope your right...I just saw bkw rush, out of the house, to go down town.