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Thread started 02/05/15 1:51pm

Gunsnhalen

Is Steven Seagal Full of Shit?

I have a friend who was an extra in one of his movie. Some direct to DVD fare that Seagul was directing. And he told me what an asshole he was to work with. I've always disliked him and his movie honestly. Guy always took himself way too seriously. At least Arnold, Stallone, Van Damme, Bruce Lee etc. Had personality and some funny charm to them. Despite not being the greatest of actors out there. Seagul is one note with no charm at all.


And I've wondered if he really is the great martial artist he says he is. I've seen many conflicting reports about his belts and certifications. And he claims to have taught special kicks to Anderson silva lol guy just seems very full of shit.

What do y'all think? is Seagul the real deal? or just believing his own hype?

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Reply #1 posted 02/05/15 1:57pm

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I´ve read and heard conflicting things about him, too, but to my knowledge he´s really good at Aikido and some people say that he´s an absolute expert when it comes to Japanese katanas (swords).

I don´t like that he kisses Putin´s ass and I´ve heard that he´s a really mean asshole on set, likes to punch and humiliate stuntmen and other people on the set, too.

But he´s got a great hair transplant. wink He was kind of bald and is now sporting a full head of hair plus a ponytail.

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Reply #2 posted 02/05/15 6:03pm

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He's a piece of shit.. never liked him. In the late 80's up until maybe 94 I was all about Van Damme. Seagal movies never appealed to me. Something about him is just boring, arrogant and uninteresting.

Change it one more time..
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Reply #3 posted 02/05/15 6:44pm

JoeTyler

i'm biased on this, but he's probably the most lethal guy in hand-to-hand combat, of all time; aikido master who treated Hollywood like a personal toy during some years; respect

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Reply #4 posted 02/05/15 6:49pm

Gunsnhalen

JoeTyler said:

i'm biased on this, but he's probably the most lethal guy in hand-to-hand combat, of all time; aikido master who treated Hollywood like a personal toy during some years; respect

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Lethal at a buffet maybe.

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Reply #5 posted 02/05/15 7:05pm

Gunsnhalen

Nam Phan one of my favorite UFC fighters. Has called out Seafal many many many times. Nam is a good fighter (and he's hot) i wish that fat ass seagal would accept the fight.

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Reply #6 posted 02/05/15 7:08pm

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Gunsnhalen said:

JoeTyler said:

i'm biased on this, but he's probably the most lethal guy in hand-to-hand combat, of all time; aikido master who treated Hollywood like a personal toy during some years; respect

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Lethal at a buffet maybe.

he could kill you in 8 seconds

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Reply #7 posted 02/05/15 9:12pm

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Yes

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Reply #8 posted 02/05/15 9:20pm

Gunsnhalen

JoeTyler said:

Gunsnhalen said:

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Lethal at a buffet maybe.

he could kill you in 8 seconds

I highly doubt his fat ass could kill anything. Other than a Big Mac of course.

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Reply #9 posted 02/05/15 9:39pm

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Gunsnhalen said:

JoeTyler said:

he could kill you in 8 seconds

I highly doubt his fat ass could kill anything. Other than a Big Mac of course.


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Reply #10 posted 02/05/15 11:45pm

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Reply #11 posted 02/06/15 12:15am

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New Mexico sheriff gets a new deputy -- Steven Seagal

January 25, 2013|By John M. Glionna
    • Steven Seagal on the set of "Steven Seagal: Lawman." The 60-year-old actor is lending some star power to the tiny sheriff's department whose coverage includes the U.S.-Mexico border.
Steven Seagal on the set of "Steven Seagal: Lawman." The 60-year-old… (Michael Muller / A&E )

In rural Doña Ana County in southern New Mexico, there’s a new sheriff in town – a deputy sheriff, that is. He’s a tough guy, agile on his feet, and he knows how to handle thugs in the movies and, apparently, in real life.

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He’s film action star Steven Seagal.

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The 60-year-old actor, producer and martial arts expert is lending star power to the tiny department whose coverage area includes the U.S.-Mexico border. Seagal, who has offered to train officers, was sworn in as a deputy this week by Sheriff Todd Garrison.

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Seagal has spent years in law enforcement training and has a special interest in border issues. Department officials say he will offer pointers to the staff in a series of seminars this year.

“We could get this type of training elsewhere, but there’s just something special about Mr. Seagal. Just say his name and people take notice. He’s revered by the members of our department,” Doña Ana County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Kelly Jameson told the Los Angeles Times.

Seagal has been involved in law enforcement in Louisiana and Arizona, where he assists Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's civilian force of volunteers to provide police protection at malls during the holidays, direct traffic at wreck scenes and transport suspected undocumented immigrants to jail.

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New Mexico officials say Seagal will be treated like any other instructor.

“He had to give documentation of his training and certification. We just don’t deputize anybody who walks through the door,” Jameson said of Seagal, who in films has played a series of loners working for justice.

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In 2008, cable television began taping a show called "Steven Seagal: Lawman," which followed his work as a reserve deputy sheriff in Louisiana’s Jefferson Parish.

Jameson said it was necessary to give Seagal deputy status because he had asked to carry a firearm while working with the department.

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“He enjoys the rural environment that our law enforcement officers are required to work in,” Jameson told The Times. “It’s difficult, sometimes treacherous, and always unique, and that seems to be his passion.”

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Jameson said she met the actor this week.

“There’s no more pony tail,” she said. “He’s very tall, a lot bigger than I expected, and a complete gentleman. He’s still kind of beefy. He looks like a large wall.”

Speaking of beefy, word is that former Lakers basketball star Shaquille O’Neal is also looking for a deputy’s job.

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Could he find a place in Doña Ana County?

“Well, if he could supply the paperwork, I suppose he could,” Jameson said. “Though I don’t think we’re ready to open the floodgates to offer a deputy’s badge to every celebrity on the planet.”

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Reply #12 posted 02/06/15 3:45am

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My mom works at Customer Service in a mall. She had a run-in with him a few years back.

He cut the line and started barking demands at her. She said she politely told him he needed to wait like everyone else. He slammed his hand on the counter and yelled, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

My mom said it took her a second, because she hadn't really looked at him before that. (If you know my mom, you know she said this): She looked up and said, "Yes, and I don't like your movies. You still need to wait."

He stormed off.

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Reply #13 posted 02/06/15 6:12am

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chocolate1 said:

My mom works at Customer Service in a mall. She had a run-in with him a few years back.

He cut the line and started barking demands at her. She said she politely told him he needed to wait like everyone else. He slammed his hand on the counter and yelled, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

My mom said it took her a second, because she hadn't really looked at him before that. (If you know my mom, you know she said this): She looked up and said, "Yes, and I don't like your movies. You still need to wait."

He stormed off.

lol

falloff

He should have known better, mother's always have a comeback tha can cut you down a peg or three. lol

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Reply #14 posted 02/06/15 7:51am

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OMG YES!!!!!!!! falloff this is what i think of when i see Seagal lol Will Sasso did a better Seagal then seagal did eek

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Reply #15 posted 02/06/15 8:02am

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"Under Seige" is one of the best action movies ever, IMO. "Under Seige 2" is pretty good too. Seagal is not a good actor but he was good as that character - especially in the first movie.

I've never met him but his stance on many things is contrary to mine.

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Reply #16 posted 02/06/15 8:15am

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"Under Seige" is one of the best action movies ever, IMO. "Under Seige 2" is pretty good too. Seagal is not a good actor but he was good as that character - especially in the first movie.

I've never met him but his stance on many things is contrary to mine.

Under Seige is the only movie from him i liked. Hard To Kill was sort of kind of decent. But Under Seiege was his one shinning moment for me.

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Reply #17 posted 02/06/15 8:16am

Gunsnhalen

Dude is also a full on woman beater. Nice to know he is a ''hands on'' guy rolleyes

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Reply #18 posted 02/06/15 8:51am

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While promoting [Above the Law], Seagal gave an interview for the Los Angeles Times in which he obliquely referred to work he'd done for the CIA in Japan. "They saw my abilities, both with martial arts and with the language," he said. "You could say that I became an advisor to several CIA agents in the field and through my friends in the CIA, met many powerful people and did special works and special favors."

According to Vanity Fair, his first wife stated flatly, "He was never in the CIA."

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On the set of one movie, he challenged a stuntman, who was a black belt in judo, to try to choke him out, a judo technique in which pressure is applied to the carotid artery in the neck until the victim is rendered temporarily unconscious. According to one source, Seagal claimed to be impervious to the technique. He was wrong. The producers of the film became frantic when they saw their NBA-sized star lying unconscious on the ground.

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Change it one more time..
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Reply #19 posted 02/06/15 8:58am

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Gunsnhalen said:

JoeTyler said:

he could kill you in 8 seconds

I highly doubt his fat ass could kill anything. Other than a Big Mac of course.

you're biased

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Reply #20 posted 02/06/15 9:02am

JoeTyler

there are soooooo many stories of Seagal (all of them unflattering) that the guy has become a (negative) myth; and that's sad because most people will never know that, despite his bullshit attitude and arrogance and bad movies, the guy is a martial arts real life legend, right up there with Bruce Lee

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Reply #21 posted 02/06/15 9:03am

Gunsnhalen

JoeTyler said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I highly doubt his fat ass could kill anything. Other than a Big Mac of course.

you're biased


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Reply #22 posted 02/06/15 9:04am

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JoeTyler said:

there are soooooo many stories of Seagal (all of them unflattering) that the guy has become a (negative) myth; and that's sad because most people will never know that, despite his bullshit attitude and arrogance and bad movies, the guy is a martial arts real life legend, right up there with Bruce Lee

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lol lol lol lol lol why has he dodged JVD? And there's many people who attest to this. If he's as good as he says he is. Why did he run away? why won't he fight the UFC fighters who call him out?

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Reply #23 posted 02/06/15 9:04am

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[Edited 2/6/15 9:06am]

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Reply #24 posted 02/06/15 9:09am

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Gunsnhalen said:

JoeTyler said:

there are soooooo many stories of Seagal (all of them unflattering) that the guy has become a (negative) myth; and that's sad because most people will never know that, despite his bullshit attitude and arrogance and bad movies, the guy is a martial arts real life legend, right up there with Bruce Lee

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lol lol lol lol lol why has he dodged JVD? And there's many people who attest to this. If he's as good as he says he is. Why did he run away? why won't he fight the UFC fighters who call him out?

because most people fail to realize that he's MARTIAL ARTS MASTER with a REAL reputation to just fall for the bullshit and bravado of Hollywood's action stars or UFC clowns...why do you think Seagal WON'T ever be in an Expendables movie?? because he's the REAL thing (other than Jet Li, who kind of walked out after the first movie)

"...the swan ignores the mockery of the vulture..."

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Reply #25 posted 02/06/15 9:14am

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Gunsnhalen said:



JC does a great Stallone impression.. lol

Change it one more time..
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Reply #26 posted 02/06/15 9:18am

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JoeTyler said:

[Edited 2/6/15 9:06am]

So in a nutshell it's just leverage on your opponent using lighting fast submission grabs? Seems like you would see a lot more of these techniques in MMA fights. If there are any "masters" that comprehend it as well as Seagal appears to in this video I can't imagine they would lose very often since so many fights are won by submission.

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Reply #27 posted 02/06/15 9:28am

Gunsnhalen

I love you doe Joe.

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Reply #28 posted 02/06/15 9:42am

JoeTyler

of course its always funny to mock a MATURE man who's currenlty overwheight and past his prime

but his martial arts legacy of the '80s and '90s will live on

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Reply #29 posted 02/06/15 1:10pm

Gunsnhalen

Men who beat the shit out of their wives. Keep female sex slaves, and bully people on set. Are never going ot be seen as ''mature'' to me.

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