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DAMN IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] | |
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We can get men to buy us drinks all the time, if we just look at them a certain way.
We can get in first at clubs. We can also get free drinks from the bartenders. We have very beautiful bodies. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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We can go to a club with $20 and leave with $20!
We get in free and all our drinks are bought when done right! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: We can go to a club with $20 and leave with $20!
We get in free and all our drinks are bought when done right! 
Yep! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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HOOKERS I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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00769BAD said: HOOKERS
 :LOL: | |
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Paisley said: I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] i dont have to cry to get out of a ticket 
but the rest is so very true..  | |
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00769BAD said: HOOKERS
Technically, yes. But not for sex. Just for the free drinks. Guys are suckers!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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DORA said: Paisley said: I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] i dont have to cry to get out of a ticket
but the rest is so very true.. I've never gotten a ticket myself, I'm just makin a statement. | |
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DORA said: Paisley said: I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] i dont have to cry to get out of a ticket
but the rest is so very true.. I never cried when I got a ticket, but I did get arrested, and I didn't cry there either. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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u can get horny in public and nobody'll know...unless u decide 2 jump on the first sexy dude u see  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: u can get horny in public and nobody'll know...unless u decide 2 jump on the first sexy dude u see
True.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: DORA said: Paisley said: I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] i dont have to cry to get out of a ticket
but the rest is so very true.. I never cried when I got a ticket, but I did get arrested, and I didn't cry there either. Damn, what the hell did you get arrested for?  [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 15:56:49 PST 2003 by Paisley] | |
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multiple orgasms. | |
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Paisley said: minneapolisgenius said: DORA said: Paisley said: I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] i dont have to cry to get out of a ticket
but the rest is so very true.. I never cried when I got a ticket, but I did get arrested, and I didn't cry there either. Damn, what the hell did you get arreested for? Drunk driving. But I wasn't drunk after just two glasses of wine. Must have been a slow night for the State Troopers that evening. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Paisley said: minneapolisgenius said: DORA said: Paisley said: I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] i dont have to cry to get out of a ticket
but the rest is so very true.. I never cried when I got a ticket, but I did get arrested, and I didn't cry there either. Damn, what the hell did you get arreested for? Drunk driving. But I wasn't drunk after just two glasses of wine. Must have been a slow night for the State Troopers that evening. Oh ok, I see. | |
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suomynona said: multiple orgasms.
ouch Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: suomynona said: multiple orgasms.
ouch
Got you there. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: teller said: suomynona said: multiple orgasms.
ouch
Got you there. Fuck!  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: minneapolisgenius said: teller said: suomynona said: multiple orgasms.
ouch
Got you there. Fuck! ha!!!  | |
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 Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Oh yeah? Well half of you haven't ever even experienced a real orgasm, so there! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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If my orgasms aren't real, then I don't know what the hell that was!
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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teller said: Oh yeah? Well half of you haven't ever even experienced a real orgasm, so there!
Only because most men don't know how to make it happen! THANK GOD mine does!  _____________________________________
Each to their own. | |
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Bella said: teller said: Oh yeah? Well half of you haven't ever even experienced a real orgasm, so there!
Only because most men don't know how to make it happen! THANK GOD mine does! Oops!! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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Paisley said: I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] But you said you have PMS. :O This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Bella said: teller said: Oh yeah? Well half of you haven't ever even experienced a real orgasm, so there!
Only because most men don't know how to make it happen! THANK GOD mine does! Does he make your toes curl? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Supernova said: Paisley said: I'm so glad that I'm a woman, us women really have it made if you think about it.
We get out of traffic tickets just by crying. We can wear mens clothes and still look good. We are the ones who decide if our man gets any nookie. Feel free to join in ladies. [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 14:10:56 PST 2003 by Paisley] But you said you have PMS. :O Well damn I dont get that bitchy every month!  | |
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teller said: Bella said: teller said: Oh yeah? Well half of you haven't ever even experienced a real orgasm, so there!
Only because most men don't know how to make it happen! THANK GOD mine does! Does he make your toes curl? Sure does, Hair too! _____________________________________
Each to their own. | |
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Bella said: teller said: Does he make your toes curl?
Sure does, Hair too! :O Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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