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June7

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If I Am My Own Boss, And I Fondle Myself... Can I Sue Myself For Sexual Harrassment At The Workplace?

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If so, what would I expect from myself? A formal reprimand? A written apology to myself?

Should I sue myself?

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Perhaps I should run for political office... whofarted
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You should take yourself to a tribunal
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Reply #3 posted 04/08/03 8:48am

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If I fondle myself... I am indeed fondling a man... is it a homosexual act?
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Reply #4 posted 04/08/03 8:51am

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Just make sure you contact Human Resources...
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Reply #5 posted 04/08/03 8:53am

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June7 said:

If I fondle myself... I am indeed fondling a man... is it a homosexual act?


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Reply #6 posted 04/08/03 8:54am

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You can, if you have been willed into existence by MrBliss
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only if you can prove in court by a team of emminent psychiatrists that you are suffering from multiple personality disorders and that one personality fondled a different personality.

then, you need to find out which personality has deep pockets. and sue that one.

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Reply #8 posted 04/08/03 10:11am

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only if you can prove in court by a team of emminent psychiatrists that you are suffering from multiple personality disorders and that one personality fondled a different personality.

then, you need to find out which personality has deep pockets. and sue that one.

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[This message was edited Tue Apr 8 9:44:51 PDT 2003 by medoc2003]


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I thought it was a Bliss's topic
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