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Thread started 04/07/03 5:06pm

DexMSR

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Pissing and Washing!

Yo men!!!...women too I guess...DOESN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO WASH YOUR HANDS "BEFORE" YOU TAKE IT OUT AND PISS?? After all, your hands have been "who-knows-where" before you pull it our right? Why bring all the dirt and bacteria's of the day into your pants!? Things to make you go...Hmmm?
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Reply #1 posted 04/07/03 5:07pm

SuperC

I wash before and after.
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Reply #2 posted 04/07/03 5:08pm

interactivepla
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I agree wash those hands, even money is dirty,
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Reply #3 posted 04/07/03 5:09pm

Lammastide

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SuperC said:

I wash before and after.


Really? Wow.. that's darned clean.
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #4 posted 04/07/03 5:09pm

XxAxX

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lol starstarstarstarstar
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Reply #5 posted 04/07/03 5:10pm

SuperC

Lammastide said:

SuperC said:

I wash before and after.


Really? Wow.. that's darned clean.


I know. My mother and sister were nurses. I know what germs can do. I get a cold about evry year and a half and i work outdoors in all kinds of weather. I attribute that to washing often.
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Reply #6 posted 04/07/03 5:14pm

Handclapsfinga
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XxAxX said:

lol starstarstarstarstar

star plus one mo' evillol
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Reply #7 posted 04/07/03 5:17pm

pejman

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Call me obsessive compulsive but when I go,not only do I wash before but when I pull the handle on the terlet I do it with a paper towel and also when I open the restroom door I do that with a paper towel too...Imagine if I didn't my bare hands would be touching all the places where other men who just touched their dicks and didn't wash.
[This message was edited Mon Apr 7 17:18:02 PDT 2003 by pejman]
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Reply #8 posted 04/07/03 5:21pm

DexMSR

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pejman said:

Call me obsessive compulsive but when I go,not only do I wash before but when I pull the handle on the terlet I do it with a paper towel and also when I open the restroom door I do that with a paper towel too...Imagine if I didn't my bare hands would be touching all the places where other men who just touched their dicks and didn't wash.
[This message was edited Mon Apr 7 17:18:02 PDT 2003 by pejman]



"As Good As It Gets" would have been different with Pej in place of Jack Nicholson! evillol
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.

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Reply #9 posted 04/07/03 5:27pm

utopia7

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that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!
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Reply #10 posted 04/07/03 5:28pm

SuperC

utopia7 said:

that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!


rolleyes I take it you are not with a man right now lol
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Reply #11 posted 04/07/03 5:30pm

PANDURITO

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I don't know about women but most men don´t wash their hands after. At least not at public toilets.

NASTY!!!
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Reply #12 posted 04/07/03 5:35pm

utopia7

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SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!


rolleyes I take it you are not with a man right now lol

Excuse u but I do have a man brick no need to have low expectations nothing nastier than white underwear with yellow spots ill andone more thing FRUIT OF THE LOOMS ARE JUST WRONG
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Reply #13 posted 04/07/03 5:40pm

SuperC

utopia7 said:

SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!


rolleyes I take it you are not with a man right now lol

Excuse u but I do have a man brick no need to have low expectations nothing nastier than white underwear with yellow spots ill andone more thing FRUIT OF THE LOOMS ARE JUST WRONG


So what does he bring to work. A cloth or does he wipe the tip with toilet paper. I piss and shake and there are no yellow spots. You sure he's pissin in the toilet?
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Reply #14 posted 04/07/03 5:47pm

utopia7

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SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!


rolleyes I take it you are not with a man right now lol

Excuse u but I do have a man brick no need to have low expectations nothing nastier than white underwear with yellow spots ill andone more thing FRUIT OF THE LOOMS ARE JUST WRONG


So what does he bring to work. A cloth or does he wipe the tip with toilet paper. I piss and shake and there are no yellow spots. You sure he's pissin in the toilet?

the tip is wiped with toilet paper. of course u can't see the yellow spots on the Variety pack of underwear when the colors are burgundy /navy mr.green
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Reply #15 posted 04/07/03 5:48pm

SuperC

utopia7 said:

SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!


rolleyes I take it you are not with a man right now lol

Excuse u but I do have a man brick no need to have low expectations nothing nastier than white underwear with yellow spots ill andone more thing FRUIT OF THE LOOMS ARE JUST WRONG


So what does he bring to work. A cloth or does he wipe the tip with toilet paper. I piss and shake and there are no yellow spots. You sure he's pissin in the toilet?

the tip is wiped with toilet paper. of course u can't see the yellow spots on the Variety pack of underwear when the colors are burgundy /navy mr.green


hmm nod :LOL:
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Reply #16 posted 04/07/03 5:51pm

utopia7

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hug
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Reply #17 posted 04/07/03 5:51pm

utopia7

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utopia7 said:

hug

to super C
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Reply #18 posted 04/07/03 5:52pm

ufoclub

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wash your skcoc and stnuc at the door! (radio edit)
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Reply #19 posted 04/07/03 6:26pm

Tom

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yeah, ladies may wash their hands, tryin to be all clean and germ free. then they yell at guys for not washing their hands after they take a leak. then by the end of the night they have his dick in their mouth. so whats the difference? lol.

guys arent too pleased when they open a waste basket to throw something away and get greeted with a bloody tampon.
[This message was edited Mon Apr 7 18:29:29 PDT 2003 by Tom]
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Reply #20 posted 04/07/03 6:33pm

utopia7

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Tom said:

yeah, ladies may wash their hands, tryin to be all clean and germ free. then they yell at guys for not washing their hands after they take a leak. then by the end of the night they have his dick in their mouth. so whats the difference? lol.

guys arent too pleased when they open a waste basket to throw something away and get greeted with a bloody tampon.
[This message was edited Mon Apr 7 18:29:29 PDT 2003 by Tom]
as long as the dick u put in your mouth is clean it's all good. as far as the bloody tampon no clean woman would dispose of her tampon where others can see it should go outside to the main Garbage shower before sucking
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Reply #21 posted 04/07/03 11:06pm

Paisley

SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!


rolleyes I take it you are not with a man right now lol

Excuse u but I do have a man brick no need to have low expectations nothing nastier than white underwear with yellow spots ill andone more thing FRUIT OF THE LOOMS ARE JUST WRONG


So what does he bring to work. A cloth or does he wipe the tip with toilet paper. I piss and shake and there are no yellow spots. You sure he's pissin in the toilet?

:LOL::LOL: ROFLMAO
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Reply #22 posted 04/07/03 11:07pm

Paisley

After.
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Reply #23 posted 04/08/03 1:30am

00769BAD

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I USE TO ALSO WIPE THE TIP WITH TOILETTPAPER :NOD:
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

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Reply #24 posted 04/08/03 1:46am

DexMSR

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utopia7 said:

SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!


rolleyes I take it you are not with a man right now lol

Excuse u but I do have a man brick no need to have low expectations nothing nastier than white underwear with yellow spots ill andone more thing FRUIT OF THE LOOMS ARE JUST WRONG



Yellow spots!...aint that Ghonnorhea...omg evillol
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.

BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!!
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Reply #25 posted 04/08/03 12:13pm

Paisley

00769BAD said:

I USE TO ALSO WIPE THE TIP WITH TOILETTPAPER :NOD:

You know you still do, dont lie! :LOL:
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Reply #26 posted 04/08/03 12:37pm

wellbeyond

SuperC said:

I wash before and after.

I wash during... 8)
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Reply #27 posted 04/08/03 12:45pm

pejman

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DexMSR said:

utopia7 said:

SuperC said:

utopia7 said:

that's good and all but do the fellas wipe there dicksafter urinating that shake rattle n roll just does not cut it. no no no!


rolleyes I take it you are not with a man right now lol

Excuse u but I do have a man brick no need to have low expectations nothing nastier than white underwear with yellow spots ill andone more thing FRUIT OF THE LOOMS ARE JUST WRONG



Yellow spots!...aint that Ghonnorhea...omg evillol





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Reply #28 posted 04/08/03 1:06pm

xenon

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Paisley said:

00769BAD said:

I USE TO ALSO WIPE THE TIP WITH TOILETTPAPER :NOD:

You know you still do, dont lie! :LOL:



I'm proud to say that I'm also a tip wiper, but only after I've painstakingly squeeezed out those last few drops. biggrin

It's not the piss you need to worry about though, urine is usually sterile, it's all your sweaty nooks and crannies that contain the bacteria.
Some people are like Slinkies...

They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Reply #29 posted 04/08/03 1:33pm

AaronFantastic

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i never wash my hands before or after going to the bathroom.

i know i don't have anything, so touching my dick isn't going to make me sick. and, well... as for germs. i'm okay. fuck everyone else if toilet germs pass from me to them lol
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