Do you remember when you were a kid, now looking back how could anything we thought be possible...such as...

When I was a kid, I used to think there were small people singing out of the radio...

Thought rain was someone spitting on me

Thought real tall people could catch a plane out of the sky

i use to eat ice


and thought it was fun


so silly



then i got the brain freeze

*Cooties*

McDonald's cookies had a picture of the clown holding a box of the same cookies on them.

I figured if I cut out the box he was holding, I'd have a whole new (if smaller) box of cookies!

But it didn't work.

I didn't really know what sex was completely till I was in 7th grade. Leading up to that, I thought you got pregnant by touching bellybuttons.


Gimme a break, I wasn't even allowed to watch MTV!

TigersLyric said:

When I was about 6. I thought that people went into the radio station to sing their songs for the radio. It just didn't click that they had a record of it.

I use to think that the people on TV could see me just as I could see them.

I use to think that checks were money just like regular money. I didnt know that the money had to be in a bank to cover that check.

When my mom was pregnant with my little brother she explained to me that the baby was in a sac... for the longest I thought she meant a brown paper sack, you know like from the grocery store. So every pregnant woman I saw I imagined a brown paper sack inside of her tummy carrying a baby. (I was only 3!)

luv4thepurple1 said:

I use to think that the people on TV could see me just as I could see them.


Now that is to funny!!!

I thought there were little men who worked the street lights, to change them from, red, green, amber...

TigersLyric said:

It was specifically Mr. Rogers... My mom would tell me to be real quiet cause he could see me and if I would talk he would get mad! You know my mom was pretty slick!

In the Olden days, I used to think the people were black and white, like on the old films...

I use to think, that when you turned the TV off. It would still be on the same show, you were watching when you turned it back on.

cool peeps, I thought I was the only nutty one...speakin of which, y could your ass be bad all year...but Santa said you better be good or he wouldn't bring you jack...but you seemed to have more gifts under the tree...how bout I thought he really drank the milk and ate the cookies...damn every house he went to...Not..lol

When I was a kid, I was anti-abortion and anti-war.


Then I grew up and came to my senses. So let that be a lesson, anyone who wants to hear what kids have to say when they stage walk-outs in their high schools

When I use to see those emergency response messages and when it use to say please stand by, I use to go and stand by the TV.

Paisley said:

i do remember asking my parents ... during the Vietnam war time period ... if Richard Nixon was god ...

true story ...

AaronFantastic said:

Yeah...when I was 5, I asked why they didn't just take the money from rich people and make them give it to the poor! :LOL:

Oh wait...some adults still ask this...

AaronFantastic said:

I'm so ashamed

Paisley said:

don't be. that was a really cute one

My brother always tokld me to take my socks off before I fell asleep or else my fet would burn of..so whenever I fell asleep in the front room clothed etc and I would wake up my feet would be all hot..I would think "thank god I woke up now or else any longer my feet would have burned"

i used 2 think that my stomach wuz just a bottle...

teller said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

AaronFantastic said:

AWWW thanks.

I used to think "beating off" was hitting your crotch area. But oh lawd, when I found out.

When I was 1 or 2, I was hopping up and down in my playpen, dancing to the Fraggle Rock theme song on TV. My dad came in, saw me, and hollered, "GET DOWN, JANA!"

He says I freaked out and hit the floor and wouldn't get up! I obviously thought he meant it literally...

rdhull said:

:LOL::LOL:

rdhull said:

When it finally happened...I freaked...thought I was gonna die or something! :O

:LOL:

teller said:

That is more then some wanted to know!