Standards these days are terrible. I forward a motion to introduce obligatory grammar tests for new orgers wishing to post on the forums.

Good grammar is more important even than having something interesting to say.

i'll second your motion...

but do i have to use capitals?? that shift button is to bothersome...

nickandmon said:

Exactly! Is that why you haven't anything interesting to say on this thread???

I fully agree with you and I support your motion to have everyone tested in order post.

REDFEATHERS said:

Oh dear.

Bless.

Keep it in your head. That's where everyone else kept it.

IceNine said:

Nooo! Don't do it.

Do you like Benny Hill and Carry On movies and stuff like that?

There's really no need.

nickandmon said:

I have nothing in my head...whaddya mean???

nickandmon said:

Benny Hill was a god.

IceNine said:

No He still is a god...gods always exist, and so does Benny...

REDFEATHERS said:

Benny Hill IS god.

IceNine said:

Hmmm...

So where are all the buxom ladies running around hanging out all over the place?

Surely Benny Hill wouldn't be so restrained in his omnipotence.

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[This message was edited Sat Mar 22 11:17:11 PST 2003 by nickandmon]

I agree. I would pass this test, and if I didn't, I would have to shoot myself. I am very anal about my own grammar, unless I purposely post in slang.
[This message was edited Sat Mar 22 11:28:08 PST 2003 by minneapolisgenius]

minneapolisgenius said:

Love the edit. Got to cover your back.

Hell, sometimes people type so fast that they make mistakes.

Some are just wrong. Plain wrong.

Hey, I aint gotta listen to you!

SEE Y'ALL JUST ASKIN FOR ME ME TO BREAK OUT YOUR WINDOWS AND SHIT...
AS MUCH AS I GOT TO PUT UP WITH THAT PRINCEBONIC SHIT.

"FUCK YOU, YOUR CREW FOOL AND ALL THAT SHIT"

00769BAD said:

:LOL:

nickandmon said:

Is it true that he was gay? I heard this.

applekisses said:

BLASPHEMY!

nickandmon said:

TROUBLE HAVIN SEX WITH YOUR WIFE???

FUNNY, NO-ONE ELSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD HAS THAT PROLLUM...

if you suffer from this situation, you should not be allowed to post on the .org.
whut kind of message does that send to those of us
that can fuck women we just met, and the women who fuck us.

PLEASE SIGN MY PATITION TO RID OURSELVES OF THESE PATHETIC TYPE PEOPLE... KEEP SEX ALIVE!!!
ESSPEACIALLY IN YOUR MARRIAGE...

i would like to add an amendment that everyone should have to provide proof of ownership of a dictionary, and demonstrate the ability to use it.

Why four come do whe have too passed a grammer test? Aye'm very disceraged aboot this. Yu geyez ar verry verry unfare!

00769BAD said:

Nobody said I'm having trouble having sex with my wife.

Well, it's trouble in that she's thousands of miles away. But rest assured that shortly after my plane lands on Tuesday I will be making amends in the nastiest possible 23 different ways.


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nickandmon said:

oh shut the fuck up

Phuck all yall. If you can't understand it, or it gives you problems. It probably wasn't meant for you







Phuck Your Way edit
[This message was edited Sat Mar 22 16:35:15 PST 2003 by SuperC]

SuperC said:

00769BAD said:

nickandmon said:

i is wants ta know wut is dis shit.
gramma, gramma, wut da fuk diffrence do it makes
about some gahdamn gramma when yous muthafukkas
cain'ts even unnastan wut da fuk is bein said to you
in da first place.
i could unnastan da bullshit if you is had any idea
bout wut da fuck you was talkin about but you don't
an i is ain't gots da time to skool you on da nuances
of da simple speach dat is mose previlant in dese
united org forums.
Shit i wish i would take a tess to please you
whiney ass peoples.
Oh...
wish would t8k a tess 2 please u ass peeps.

Will this test be in Hebrew?

SuperC said:

2the9s said:

But every now & again someone like MisterMaxxx actually makes sense. I'd like to read it but it's all jumbled up Maybe there should be an automatic translator that spaces words out & capitalizes them correctly