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Thread started 03/21/03 4:10pm

BattierBeMyDad
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Shane Battier and Tony Blair

The Prime Minister of Great Britain, Tony Blair has declared war on my love, Shane Battier.

Tony came to this decision after reading my thread about how I wanted to be his younger lover. Shane, of course, is a lover, not a fighter... And a damn good basketball player!

I wish Tony would quit picking on my man. sigh I do want Mr. Blair and all, and I think he is a fine specimen of a man, but Shane is always number one in my heart.



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Reply #1 posted 03/21/03 4:11pm

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Fuck BLAIR!!!

Fuck his brains out!!!
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Reply #2 posted 03/21/03 4:12pm

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IceNine said:

Fuck BLAIR!!!

Fuck his brains out!!!


I'd like to and everything, but I am faithful to my man.

Maybe you could do it for me.
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Reply #3 posted 03/21/03 4:13pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

Fuck BLAIR!!!

Fuck his brains out!!!


I'd like to and everything, but I am faithful to my man.

Maybe you could do it for me.


I'll tell you what... I'll throw a fucking on both of them and tell you which one you want.

Deal?
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Reply #4 posted 03/21/03 4:15pm

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IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

Fuck BLAIR!!!

Fuck his brains out!!!


I'd like to and everything, but I am faithful to my man.

Maybe you could do it for me.


I'll tell you what... I'll throw a fucking on both of them and tell you which one you want.

Deal?


I would prefer if you would keep your penis/hands/tongue/and whatever other appendages you have away from Shane.

Have your way with Tony Blair. Tony on Tony. That'd be hot...Be sure to film it and mail me a copy.

It's your duty as an American to please the British Prime Minister sexually.
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Reply #5 posted 03/21/03 4:16pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

Fuck BLAIR!!!

Fuck his brains out!!!


I'd like to and everything, but I am faithful to my man.

Maybe you could do it for me.


I'll tell you what... I'll throw a fucking on both of them and tell you which one you want.

Deal?


I would prefer if you would keep your penis/hands/tongue/and whatever other appendages you have away from Shane.

Have your way with Tony Blair. Tony on Tony. That'd be hot...Be sure to film it and mail me a copy.

It's your duty as an American to please the British Prime Minister sexually.


I'll tell you what... I will stand in line for a few months and finally get a turn at fucking Shane Battier in the chocolate starfish and I will let you know how it was... then I will punch Blair's donut for him and report on that one.

Okay?
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Reply #6 posted 03/21/03 4:20pm

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IceNine said:

I'll tell you what... I will stand in line for a few months and finally get a turn at fucking Shane Battier in the chocolate starfish and I will let you know how it was... then I will punch Blair's donut for him and report on that one.

Okay?


Not okay. YOU LEAVE MY MAN ALONE!
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Reply #7 posted 03/21/03 4:21pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

I'll tell you what... I will stand in line for a few months and finally get a turn at fucking Shane Battier in the chocolate starfish and I will let you know how it was... then I will punch Blair's donut for him and report on that one.

Okay?


Not okay. YOU LEAVE MY MAN ALONE!


He will be very submissive by the time I get through pounding his turd cutter... I will take all the fight out of him and send him home to you as gentle as a lamb.
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Reply #8 posted 03/21/03 4:23pm

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From the looks of those pics, it looks like shane is getting ready to take one in the ass from blair!

Bend over shane!
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Reply #9 posted 03/21/03 4:24pm

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SexGod said:

From the looks of those pics, it looks like shane is getting ready to take one in the ass from blair!

Bend over shane!


He is always getting ready to take a shot to the poop deck.
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