Captain is here, once again celebrating the virtue of ladies who give him major wood. Today's hot chick is that lady in the Game of War commercial. The Captain is not much on computer games or whatever the hell Game of War is but I will damn sure get to Gamestop if that fine filly is part of the game. In the commercial, she comes riding in on a horse, bossing people around and damn if that is not the greatest battle outfit she is wearing in the history of hand to hand combat. The Captain is of course attracted to her hotness on the outside but it is her inner strength and obvious knowledge of battle strategy that raises the Captain's drawbridge.

You do realixe she is one of, if not the top and very much in demand, models in the world. I might add, I find her acting in this commercial very showgirls. [thats bad btw] It's Kate Upton.

kewlschool said:

You do realixe she is one of, if not the top and very much in demand, models in the world. I might add, I find her acting in this commercial very showgirls. [thats bad btw] It's Kate Upton.

Things like names and stuff don't really matter to the Captain that much. The Captain keeps a tight circle of associates. The Captain surrounds himself with 88 assorted hookers and strippers, the Slutty 88, and outside of that I try not to learn too many specifics. I knew the chick wasn't Cindy Crawford. But damn she's hot though. The Captain likes chicks who give orders and I can just imagine that this Kate person may be like that. PS: By any chance are there any naked pictures of this girl out on the Internet somewhere?

CaptainChaos said:

PS: By any chance are there any naked pictures of this girl out on the Internet somewhere?

Only like a million.

CaptainChaos said:

kewlschool said:

You do realixe she is one of, if not the top and very much in demand, models in the world. I might add, I find her acting in this commercial very showgirls. [thats bad btw] It's Kate Upton.

Things like names and stuff don't really matter to the Captain that much. The Captain keeps a tight circle of associates. The Captain surrounds himself with 88 assorted hookers and strippers, the Slutty 88, and outside of that I try not to learn too many specifics. I knew the chick wasn't Cindy Crawford. But damn she's hot though. The Captain likes chicks who give orders and I can just imagine that this Kate person may be like that. PS: By any chance are there any naked pictures of this girl out on the Internet somewhere?

Don't feel bad, I didn't know who she was either. I thought she was kind of a plain-looking girl with good make-up and a body-enhancing dress!

RodeoSchro said:

CaptainChaos said:

Things like names and stuff don't really matter to the Captain that much. The Captain keeps a tight circle of associates. The Captain surrounds himself with 88 assorted hookers and strippers, the Slutty 88, and outside of that I try not to learn too many specifics. I knew the chick wasn't Cindy Crawford. But damn she's hot though. The Captain likes chicks who give orders and I can just imagine that this Kate person may be like that. PS: By any chance are there any naked pictures of this girl out on the Internet somewhere?

Don't feel bad, I didn't know who she was either. I thought she was kind of a plain-looking girl with good make-up and a body-enhancing dress!

Was Kate Upton that chick in Titanic? I gotta be honest with you, if she ain't a porn star the Captain probably doesn't know who it it.

kewlschool said:

It's Kate Upton.

Thats her I had no clue

CaptainChaos said:

PS: By any chance are there any naked pictures of this girl out on the Internet somewhere?

If that Kate then yes, like a hundred or more pics and several home made porn clips leaked on line not too long ago

FragileUndertow said:

kewlschool said:

It's Kate Upton.

Thats her I had no clue

CaptainChaos said:

PS: By any chance are there any naked pictures of this girl out on the Internet somewhere?

If that Kate then yes, like a hundred or more pics and several home made porn clips leaked on line not too long ago

We may not be seeing the Captain for a few days, LOL.

RodeoSchro said:

FragileUndertow said:

If that Kate then yes, like a hundred or more pics and several home made porn clips leaked on line not too long ago

We may not be seeing the Captain for a few days, LOL.

Am posting from the hospital as the Captain is in traction from what has been referred to as "overactive auto manipulation". Discovered the naked pictures of the Game of War chick and that Jennifer Lawrence hottie out on the Internet. Fear not the Captain will be back. Could someone take care of my posse of hookers and strippers, the Slutty 88, while I am incapacitated.

CaptainChaos said:

Am posting from the hospital as the Captain is in traction from what has been referred to as "overactive auto manipulation".

RodeoSchro said:

Kate Upton sure is hot