Sometimes, in the past, whenever I post too close to certain Orgers I have to hold my breath. Some of them smell absolutely disgusting, either through their body odour or their foul breath. Up until now, I've been quite polite and not mentioned it, but I feel that this thread should be used to tell other Orgers about their personal hygiene problems.

For starters, 2the9s has appalling body odour. It's like posting next to a rotten fish, when I post after or before him.

And Cloudbuster's breath is truly disgusting (sort of cheese and onion), as is REDFEATHERS' (pate-like). Talk about 'death breath'. Whenever either of them talks to me on a thread, I feel like I'm gonna puke

teller, however, smells like red roses. I don't know what perfumes he uses, but he's as fragrant as the garden of Eden.

So who else smells on the Org? Do I have a smell problem that no-one's told me about yet?

Do another Orger a favour and tell them about their smell. After all, it may save them from future embarrassment.

And why not recommend some treatments for their problem, too.

Mr. Bliss smells like mothballs.

minneapolisgenius said:

Yes! I was trying to work out what that smell was, but couldn't quite think where I'd smelled it before. But mothballs it is.

P.S. minneapolisgenius, you do go a bit overboard on the deodorant. It's a bit overpowering. Damn, I'm going to get this post over with so that I can move away.

No offence, mate.

Haystack said:

Are girls "mates" too? Just wondering.
Yeah, I'm sorry about the deo thing. You know it's just to mask the fact that I never bathe.

minneapolisgenius said:

Yep!

Lleena does, she lets out so much Incredible..

mrbliss's feathers smell sorta moldy...like the inside of an old pillow.

Some folks claim I smell like fish. Might have something to do with the fact that I AM a fish, huh?

bkw smells of purfume.

...and ian sorta smells like the inside of an empty bottle of md 20/20.

althom smells of sweaty green tights.

2the9s said:

And you would know how?

althom said:

yeah...besides, that ain't how he smells!! he smells like a door that's been sprayed with a gallon of wd-40...

althom said:

But why do green tights smell different then red tights? Or pink ones?

I think althom smells like roses.

Then again, I've always been partial to sweaty tights...

INSATIABLE said:

INSATIABLE, you smell like catfood. Have you eaten anything unusual of late?

INSATIABLE said:

Haystack said:

I'm not natsume!

As your buddy Haystack, I have to tell you that actually, you smell of sperm. Every time I get near you, I get a woft of sperm or an eggy fart. Sort out what sandwiches you have mate, and tell your bloke to keep those cum shots to inside his trousers and then you'll smell different, I assure you.

Therapy said:

THIS coming from old FishyFanny?

bkw smells pretty

DORA said:

Don't finish your post half-way through.

bkw smells pretty what?

Pretty disgusting?
Pretty sweaty?

sag10 said:

A chorus.

Haystack said:

Beef curtains, actually... Mr cod shorts...

Therapy said:

And I would be honoured if your beef curtains were the first that I were to part with my spam javelin.

Haystack said:

I'm rubbing furiously as I type now...

Therapy said:

But before then, I'll gently moisten your nipples with my enthusiastic tongue, taking you to new heights of pleasure. My hands will caress your thighs, as my tongue moves it's way down your smooth, beautiful body - teasingly avoiding your vagina as I explore your inner thighs. My gentle kisses on your skin causing your body to come alive as you start to reach a state of ecstasy... And then, I'll shag ya daft.

Haystack said:

Oooo, ooo, yar, yar... ooo, yar, yar, yar...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I don't know what that is, but it sounds like in insult

You're going in my enemy list right now, Handclaps! (scribbles frantically). You'll regret this!

And I smell lovely so there, I have a manly scent

ian said:

Doesn't smell like it from here, ian.

Your smell kind of reminds me of stale fat.