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New Kind of Panties http://ncbuy.com/news/wir...3F68030319
Weird News Headlines and Stories The current story headlines for weird news. March 19, 2003 - Wireless Flash New Panties Tickle Women's Fancy By Tickling Privates MERIDIAN, Miss. (Wireless Flash) -- A new style of panties will soon be rubbing women the right way thanks to a chiropractor in Meridian, Mississippi. Dr. Robin Moore-Steele has just patented a panty with a crotch designed to increase a woman's libido by stimulating her privates everytime she moves. The good doctor -- who is also a licensed preacher -- calls her pervie panties "Ruby LaRue" and says they feature patented designs and grooves that rub a woman close to the point of no return. Some ladies become so hot and bothered, they throw themselves at men. That's why Dr. Moore-Steele only tested the panties on married ladies -- except for one single gal who told her, "If I wear these any longer, I'm gonna start sinnin'.' Currently, the orgasmic undies are not for sale but Moore-Steele figures garment manufacturers will soon be panting for the rights. | |
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That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.  | |
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Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY?  | |
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althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! | |
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Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! Or do you have to plug it in?  | |
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althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! Or do you have to plug it in?  | |
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Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! Or do you have to plug it in? althom keeps his voice down so PAISLEY can't hear Psssttt! I think she uses rechargebles. I bet ya she really goes through those.  | |
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althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! Or do you have to plug it in? althom keeps his voice down so PAISLEY can't hear Psssttt! I think she uses rechargebles. I bet ya she really goes through those. HEY, I heard that!  | |
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Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! Or do you have to plug it in? althom keeps his voice down so PAISLEY can't hear Psssttt! I think she uses rechargebles. I bet ya she really goes through those. HEY, I heard that! SHIT! | |
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althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! Or do you have to plug it in? althom keeps his voice down so PAISLEY can't hear Psssttt! I think she uses rechargebles. I bet ya she really goes through those. HEY, I heard that! SHIT! Pais has very good hearing, you cant get anything past me! | |
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Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! Or do you have to plug it in? althom keeps his voice down so PAISLEY can't hear Psssttt! I think she uses rechargebles. I bet ya she really goes through those. HEY, I heard that! SHIT! Pais has very good hearing, you cant get anything past me! Even over the hum of your panties? | |
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Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
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althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: That's nothing new, I've had those for a long time.
So where do you fit the batteries, PAISLEY? I'm not sayin! Or do you have to plug it in? althom keeps his voice down so PAISLEY can't hear Psssttt! I think she uses rechargebles. I bet ya she really goes through those. HEY, I heard that! SHIT! Pais has very good hearing, you cant get anything past me! Even over the hum of your panties? No humming, just good vibrations.  | |
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:O Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: :O
:LOL: :LOL: | |
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INSATIABLE said: :O
Her panties play The Beach Boys!  | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: :O
Her panties play The Beach Boys! That's right, haven't you ever heard of sex on the beach? | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: :O
Her panties play The Beach Boys! ?!  !!!
If anything, just please, no Beach Boys! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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