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I Want To Have Sex With PM Tony Blair I think Tony Blair is an absolutely lovely man. I would like to have sex with him.
I believe I am destined to be his younger lover... We'll have sex, and when we're through, I'll curl up in some of his wrinkles and have a nap. We will have a loving relationship, the British Prime Minister and I... -------
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There's a reason I don't usually post on your threads... Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: There's a reason I don't usually post on your threads...
Because they suck?  -------
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teller said: There's a reason I don't usually post on your threads...
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I guess this is an appropriate time as ever to go into detail about my sexual obsession and encounters with Janet Reno.
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I think Tony Blair is an absolutely lovely man. I would like to have sex with him.
I believe I am destined to be his younger lover... We'll have sex, and when we're through, I'll curl up in some of his wrinkles and have a nap. We will have a loving relationship, the British Prime Minister and I... go for his wife ya might have a better chance | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: teller said: There's a reason I don't usually post on your threads...
Because they suck? Well, I wasn't going to come out and be rude or anything.  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Have you seen him lately? He looks like the Living Dead...he has aged faster than my plums in my fruit bowl..
You really dont wanna go there..  | |
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DORA said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I think Tony Blair is an absolutely lovely man. I would like to have sex with him.
I believe I am destined to be his younger lover... We'll have sex, and when we're through, I'll curl up in some of his wrinkles and have a nap. We will have a loving relationship, the British Prime Minister and I... go for his wife ya might have a better chance Tell you what, you have his wife, I'll have Tony, and then we'll come back here and trade stories. -------
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I wonder what Blair thinks of Shane Battier? | |
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INSATIABLE said: I guess this is an appropriate time as ever to go into detail about my sexual obsession and encounters with Janet Reno.
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REDFEATHERS said: You really dont wanna go there.. Oh yes I do! I know what I want! And it's the British Prime Minister! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: REDFEATHERS said: You really dont wanna go there.. Oh yes I do! I know what I want! And it's the British Prime Minister! You have a sick sex sense...  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: REDFEATHERS said: You really dont wanna go there.. Oh yes I do! I know what I want! And it's the British Prime Minister! You have a sick sex sense... No ma'am. I just like men in power with a nice accent... Or something like that. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: REDFEATHERS said: You really dont wanna go there.. Oh yes I do! I know what I want! And it's the British Prime Minister! Yeah, we could have a foursome and save the world, you, Tony, me and Saddam! 
We would get medals! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy is a raving trollup! She is a tumultuous ball of hormones waiting to be unleashed upon some poor, unfortunate guy who will likely not live through the experience of her unbridled sexual onslaught! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I bet Tony Blair is hot naked. | |
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy is a raving trollup! She is a tumultuous ball of hormones waiting to be unleashed upon some poor, unfortunate guy who will likely not live through the experience of her unbridled sexual onslaught!
God... that is SO VERY true! Sometimes I can only just shake my head... | |
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he doesn't hold a candle to Lenny Kravitz | |
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy is a raving trollup! She is a tumultuous ball of hormones waiting to be unleashed upon some poor, unfortunate guy who will likely not live through the experience of her unbridled sexual onslaught!
God... that is SO VERY true! Sometimes I can only just shake my head... "Will you touch yourself for me?" -------
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MrBliss said: he doesn't hold a candle to Lenny Kravitz
Ugh... I don't know ducky, I don't know. He has something about him... but, I guess I don't see what all of the fuss is about him. Maybe he's just not my type. | |
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Wow this thread is growing quickly. Battier has such star appeal 'round these parts! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy is a raving trollup! She is a tumultuous ball of hormones waiting to be unleashed upon some poor, unfortunate guy who will likely not live through the experience of her unbridled sexual onslaught!
God... that is SO VERY true! Sometimes I can only just shake my head... "Will you touch yourself for me?" God... would you just STOP! You're lucky I didn't allow the "mother in me" to fully come out, or you would have had an earful. Though, I did tell you how utterly disappointed I was in you! Jackass!  | |
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AzureStar said: MrBliss said: he doesn't hold a candle to Lenny Kravitz
Ugh... I don't know ducky, I don't know. He has something about him... but, I guess I don't see what all of the fuss is about him. Maybe he's just not my type.  I'm totally seeing it here!-------
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divo02 said: Wow this thread is growing quickly. Battier has such star appeal 'round these parts!
That's crazy talk!  | |
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Y'all ever see the queen/princess from Jordan? God, she's gorgeous. | |
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althom said: divo02 said: Wow this thread is growing quickly. Battier has such star appeal 'round these parts!
That's crazy talk! how so?  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy is a raving trollup! She is a tumultuous ball of hormones waiting to be unleashed upon some poor, unfortunate guy who will likely not live through the experience of her unbridled sexual onslaught!
God... that is SO VERY true! Sometimes I can only just shake my head... "Will you touch yourself for me?" ahhh love blooming... go ahead azure... | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: MrBliss said: he doesn't hold a candle to Lenny Kravitz
Ugh... I don't know ducky, I don't know. He has something about him... but, I guess I don't see what all of the fuss is about him. Maybe he's just not my type. I'm totally seeing it here!I was talking about Lenny... Tony Blair is HOT! | |
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divo02 said: I wonder what Blair thinks of Shane Battier?
The important question is, what do you think of Tony Blair? -------
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