Bella said:

oops

INSATIABLE said:

I drop to the floor if someone knocks on the door. My kids have seen me do it so much that they drop to the floor now, too. However... this is a touch "off topic".

teller said:

Word! I tripped..I was like "what th e fuck is happning! I just broke my dick!!!...lets break it again!"

rdhull said:

:LOL: !!

AzureStar said:

Seriously? To the floor, all the way?! I hope there's not a bad story behind the cause of this!

I THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN A GIRLS NAVEL
YOU WERE GETTING PUSSY, BUT THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD HAVE A BABY IS IF YOU KISSED...

teller said:

Don't you wish you could turn back time and get back that mindblowing feeling of the first time? I mean, they're all great, but... that first orgasm. holy moly

teller said:

Man... I can't imagine being a guy and that happening for the first time. Wow! That would be so cool!

AaronFantastic said:

I dunno...that first one was more fear...the 2nd one though!

INSATIABLE said:

It's the day that all boys/men meet their best friend for the first time

AaronFantastic said:

so true...

AaronFantastic said:

Yep...a lot of long showers from that day on...

INSATIABLE said:

Yes, to the ground. No bad story behind it. I just don't like people coming over that I don't know about. So, I drop to the floor so they don't know that I am home. I started this as a child and I guess I couldn't shake it off... though, I need to learn to open the door so my kids aren't nuts.

AzureStar said:

[Snip. Flame removed. LaV]

AzureStar said:

You know, I hate it too. It's always at the wrong time. I have co-workers and friends that are always dropping by unexpectedly, and I always look like crap or am on my way out, or I'm depressed/antisocial, or the cat threw up on the carpet, all sorts of fun shit! I've actually hidden before when people came by! It's fun sometimes, like "shhh" to my roommate... "pretend I'm not here"

00769BAD said:

AaronFantastic said:

Word..thwe rest of th e world be damed...the bathroom became godhead lol

When I couldn't sleep, I thought I was the only person in the entire world who was awake. It was actually pretty scary.

Lammastide said:

I remember that one, it was so lonely.

Paisley said:

ROFL

I used to think that actors really died in movies and that they just came back to life afterwards so they can be in other movies.

Like when I saw The Terminator I thought Arnold was really a cyborg and stuff and that all the blood was real.

I also thought actors really had sex in the movies too.

I used to think the people I watched on TV actually lived in the TV and that there a little man who lived in my fridge who would turn off the refrigerator light. I think I started believing that last one after seeing and old Tom and Jerry cartoon.

when i was a kid we used to go visit england alot cause we have grandparents here, well, i used to think england was a place where only old people live and shit you know like if people hit a certain age they are transported to england. i dont have a single memory of seeing a kid in england when i visited.

I was gullable and believed it when my brother told me my mum wrote Jump Around

teller said:

You really were weird, weren't you?

I used 2 thing Lionel Ritchie was called All-Night Ritchie. Some may claim that actually ~is~ his name!

I used to think that BBC TV had adverts.

I thought my stuffed animals could get jealous of the uneven attention I paid them, so I scientifically rotated them as my sleeping partners.

DORA said:

Why would someone comment on another's children in such a nasty way? That's really low.

When I was a little girl, the first african american family moved into the neighborhood..

I ran to my mom "mama, mama there is a new family moving in, and they are pink".

Ditto, applekisses.!