HERE IT IS THE BIGGEST NEWS DAY OF THE YEAR
AND THESE FUCKS ( THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE )
HAVE TURNED OUT THE DAMN PAPER...
I MEAN COME ON, I WOKE UP EXTRA EARLY AND
WALKED ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE STREET TO
RIP OFF MY NEIGHBOR FOR THEIR PAPER
AND WE HAVE TO STAND OUTSIDE HAVING THIS
AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE ALL WE CAN DO IS
LOOK AT ONEANOTHER, THEN FIND OUR MUTUAL GROUND
AND CUSS THE FUCKING NEWS PAPER... :LOL:

Who is your BITCH KingBAD??? Say my name!!!

REDFEATHERS said:

RE-ED F-FE-FEATH-EEERRRSSS...

00769BAD said:

Yes, Master?

REDFEATHERS said:

BABY, BABY!!!

FINALY
I MEAN IT'S AFTER 8AM AND THE FUCKS DELIVER THE PAPER
AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW ME AND THIS CREEP GET OUT THERE
AT THE SAME TIME.
I ALMOST HAD TO PUT HANDS ON HIM
BUT WE CAME TO A COMPROMISE...
I EXPLAINED TO HIM THAT HE HASN'T GOTTEN A PAPER
FOR THE LAST YEAR AND ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS WHUT
HE HAD BEEN DOING, BUT SENCE TODAY WAS A 'SPEACIAL NEWS DAY' I WOULD JUST READ IT AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM.
YUO KNOW HE HAD THE NERVE TO ACT LIKE HE NEEDED TO THINK ABOUT IT!!!
SO WHILE HE WAS STANDING THERE, I WALKED OFF.

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let me get this right

u are

thieving the man's newspaper


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blissful said:

THIEVING, IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD :LOL:

00769BAD said:

Dayum boy, you are just so BAD!!!

00769BAD said:

rofl

i mean borrow



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00769BAD said:


I WOKE UP EXTRA EARLY AND
WALKED ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE STREET TO
RIP OFF MY NEIGHBOR FOR THEIR PAPER



sounds like the people in my apartment building not only do they rip off my Chicago Sun times...But my Chicago Tribune too.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

WELL IMAGIN MY SURPRISE WHEN I GO OUT TO GET THE PAPER
AND THEIR STANDIN THERE WAITING :LOL:

00769BAD said:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Why not just read them for free on the Web?

Back at our last apartment, our next-door neighbor subscribed to the Sunday Indianapolis Star, and sometimes we'd get a 5 a.m. "wake-up call" when we heard the loud "thud" of the heavy Sunday paper hitting the hallway floor. (We lived in an old high school that had been converted into apartments, and the soundproofing was pretty poor.)

Oh yeah... I had a newspaper route when I was a kid, and if any of my customers had their newspaper stolen, I had these little red flyers to put on their newspaper that said, "Stop thief! Newspaper theft is a felony."

matt said:

YOU KNOW THE POLICE JUST TOLD ME THE SAME THING... :LOL:
BUT I WENT AND KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND HAD THE NEIGHBOR EXPLAIN OUR NEW CONTRACT TO HIM, I MEAN SHIT, ALL I READ
IS THE FRONT PAGE AND THE LOCAL NEWS...
I WOULD HATE TO PUT HIM OUT BY HAVING HIM WRITE FOR ME A SYNAPSIS OF EVERYDAYS NEWS... WHO HAS THE TIME ANY MORE