I'm fed up of paying for sex all the time, so I thought I'd start up my own escort agency, where I can have the pick of the lovely ladies that work for me. Does anybody want to come and work for me? We'll have male and female escorts and we'll be based in London.

IceNine, I need a driver to take the sex technicians to their gigs. Interested?

The Sexy techys

Actually when i turn 40 i said i was opening a bordello - i just have some bounty hunting left to do...

I know someone who briefly worked for an escort agency. She answered the phones and booked appointments for the ladies.

She said it was SO GROSS. It creeped her out how many "normal" guys would call up to schedule an appointment, sometimes she'd hear their kids crying or yelling in the background as she booked the guy's appointment. She recognized one guy as being a professor she had in school.

Maybe she can come work for you in the office...she already has experience.

MinneapolisFunk said:

Yeah, that can be the name of the agency. Or Crouching Tiger Hidden Diaphragm.

AmethystAngelMN said:

Many "normal" men pay for sex, for lots of different reasons.

ConsciousContact said:

Yes, I realize that.

And it's still gross (imo), especially when the guys have WIVES/families.

AmethystAngelMN said:

Fair enough.

I'll be the one to schedule the appointments.